Intimacy: Brutally honest

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 07:25 - Australia

Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML

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You deserved it 2 920

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By incestastic - 14/08/2010 23:23 - Canada

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML

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You deserved it 3 067

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By probably_the_ex_now - 18/08/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML

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You deserved it 97 569

By Anonymous - 12/01/2015 02:41 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 082

You deserved it 3 315

By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 822

You deserved it 4 684

By Embarrassed - 22/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 816

You deserved it 4 351

By elisabeth_pwnes - 16/03/2012 10:38 - Norway

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 290

You deserved it 3 736

By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:07 - United States - Topeka

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

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You deserved it 56 763

Randy old bird

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML

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You deserved it 2 772

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By Lauren - 12/10/2011 17:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 465

You deserved it 2 866

By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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You deserved it 5 591

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Saturday 12 September 2009 17:02

Wow, that's harsh. I hope him sleeping with your sister was before you two got together. But based on the FML, perhaps not.

mrda 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 16:20

Oooo pimpin lol

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iAndrea 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 17:45

He was probably joking...

happy2468 21

Thursday 29 March 2012 23:15

Probably not.

nuttinick 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 17:52

go **** his brother, or if he doesnt have one, his best friend.

SarahStarzz 0

Monday 28 February 2011 6:11

#12 agreed , RevENGE hehe

cmac86 23

Saturday 12 September 2009 18:26

your family sounds freaky- and not in a good way.

Noah_h 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 19:39

threesome!!!!

demonkey_fml 4

Saturday 12 September 2009 21:35

Why are you with this idiot boyfriend? Also, your Mom needs professional help!! Make sure you remember this dinner when you pick out the (preferably) roach infested nursing home that you are going to stick her into when she succumbs to Alzheimer's...