Health, Embarrassing and Hair: Bubbly

Did it not make your hair feel stiff or weird? If I don't rinse completely every shampoo I've used (salon brands-grocery store stuff) makes my hair greasy looking. Try to put a label on them if for some reason it's not there/rubbed off.

Scribe_fml 8

Saturday 5 January 2013 22:01

Say it's for a fancy dress party? A Spongebob themed one?

onorexveritas 23

Saturday 5 January 2013 22:20

that must've been a sight to see

iloveryan052710 8

Saturday 5 January 2013 22:27

How did you not know?

ilyelisa 0

Saturday 5 January 2013 22:36

Whatever. Lie to someone else.

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Today, I got home and found my girlfriend in bed with another guy. After the screaming, yelling, and kicking them both out of my house, all I wanted was whiskey. I found the bottle under the bed. It wasn’t enough the guy was porking my girlfriend, he had to drink my booze too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 538

You deserved it 112

Today, my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounts when she goes in for maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it, but she's probably getting discounts on other services too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 741

You deserved it 5 266

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Today, I finished a drawing that I spent over 14 hours working on for my mom for Mother's Day. I took it outside to seal it with fixative. I took of the clear lid, shook the can, then sprayed red spray paint all over my art. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 731

You deserved it 24 679

Today, I fell asleep while at an outside birthday party in the sun for a five-year-old. That five-year-old put an animal cracker on my forehead. I now have a rhino-shaped tan line. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 401

You deserved it 1 027

Today, my ambulance got called out for a "stomach pain" patient. Upon assessment, the guy really did have stomach pain. His colostomy bag fell off a week ago, so to stop the crap from falling out, he duct taped it shut. It exploded when I helped him up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 375

You deserved it 73

Today, I told my sister that I thought I was pregnant, and that she was the only person I had called. Immediately after I hung up the phone I got a text saying, "OMG my sister thinks she's pregnant!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 312

You deserved it 5 650

Today, again, I listened to dozens of people continue to whine about how pandemic restrictions are the hardest thing ever while continuing to battle the chronic illnesses, loss of family, underemployment, trauma, and ensuing depression I've struggled with, largely in secret, for the last 15+ years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 971

You deserved it 304

Today, my older, temporary coworker comments every time I yawn, sneeze, cough, leave my desk to use the restroom, and on what I eat at lunch, laughing the whole time. It’s driving me crazy. Only 8 more weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 009

You deserved it 165