Kids, Parents and Bullying: Bully

Bully

By ninjawhat1337 - 25/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I told my dad that I was going to sleep over my friend's house this weekend with a few other guys to play Dungeons and Dragons. He responded with, "Oh, back in my day, me and my pals used to pick on the kids who played Dungeons and Dragons." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I'd set aside a weekend to play Dungeons & Dragons. One of our players suddenly had trouble with his wife and brought his toddler over. The kid would not stop crying, getting into places he shouldn't be, and loudly shitting his diaper every 15 minutes. I had to eject the player from the game. This is why I don't want kids. FML

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By stupid - 15/09/2009 02:56 - Canada

Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I'd set aside a weekend to play D&D. Some old acquaintances wanted to join, saying they'd pay for food. When I picked them up to drive them to the game, they claimed they were screwed on their paychecks, couldn't afford food or gas. However, they could afford Mountain Dew and candy bars for themselves. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 22:38 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I told my parents that I was going to hang out with some friends. My dad guffawed and said, "Ooh, look at Mary, pretending she has a social life." Thanks, Dad. FML

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By married to a nerd - 07/06/2018 20:30

Today, I asked my 4-year-old daughter where her father went. She said, "Out to have fun with Zoe." Acting on suspicion, I followed him and did a stakeout. Hours later, I barged in and caught him playing Dungeons and Dragons. "Zoe" is the female wizard he plays as. FML

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By fishyrael - 26/01/2021 23:01

Today, my best friend of a decade ended our friendship, all because I wouldn't kick someone from our Dungeons and Dragons table that he disliked. FML

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By unloved - 23/03/2009 18:34 - United States

Today, my parents told me they were going out for dinner tonight. I jokingly responded "Sweet! I am totally having a keg party then!" My dad responded "Keg parties are only for kids who have friends." He was serious. FML

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By just…no - 29/09/2023 10:00

Today, I asked my son what his goals in life are. He said he doesn’t have any career goals, and the only thing he wants out of life is to play Dungeons and Dragons. I have failed as a parent. FML

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By dadyoureacunt - 21/09/2013 13:10 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML

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False pretenses

By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, my friend told me that he was having a Scrabble tournament at his house with a bunch of our friends. I told my dad about the tournament and he gave me a special Scrabble dictionary to bring. Hesitantly, I brought the dictionary and as I walked in, everyone was playing beer pong. FML

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boatiebanter 0

Monday 25 May 2009 12:09

You dad was a douche as a kid. And clearly sees nothing wrong with it. But as long as he doesn't pick on you now, that's not really an FML.

d347hm4n 0

Monday 25 May 2009 12:15

Well, we all know the type of guy your old man is. Still, D&D is one of the more wholesome hobbies available to the young generation, enjoy yourself :D

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tomFTW 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 5:55

lmfao dude, your dad owned you.

Legz 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 6:03

YAY!! DND is alive and well!! :D You rock

pew_pew_lasers 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 7:19

Do me a favor and go call your dad a ******.

null_fml 11

Wednesday 27 May 2009 8:56

Don't take it too personally. If your dad is anything like mine he'll question your nerdy hobbies one second then go out and brag about your grades to his coworkers the next.

rachelbrianna25 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 10:42

WAY 2 GO DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! totally agree. get out of ur house. LOL!!!

flyingheads7853 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 18:15

YDI stop playing dungeons and dragons

Tyler50314 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 19:51

I played WOW back when it came out when I was in like 6th and 7th grade, and I got shunned for Warhammer 40,000 in 8th. Im in 11th grade now and not all gaming stereotypes are true. I am on the football team, have a great social life, and have had a few girlfriends.

miss_mojo 2

Thursday 28 May 2009 6:20

hahaha. yikess. im not judging, but just as long the game doesnt take over your life, then i dont see what hell people are bitching about to 'get a life'. douchetards.

ItsNotTheTime 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 6:51

I wanna hang out with your dad.

Colombus_fml 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:44

I think D&D is okay for 2nd graders. I think You should get some friends and do something productive with your life. God, now I feel like and asshole.