Burglary [gone sexual]

By Anonymous - 01/12/2010 05:11 - United States

Spicy
Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML
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firemanrob 0

haha you should of used your penis as a gun cocked it and shot **** in there face

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Drogba101 0

you should have told them "you shoot and so do I!"

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Coolbreezer 0

wow. multi answers here. a. were u safe and had a condom on b. did they ask you to freeze or let u finish c did you try to shoot them d.did they ask if u need a hand e.did they ask if u needed a minute? that's all I have for now. lol

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lisaleow11 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAAHAJAJAHJAJAJAJABAHAHAHAHAHAH

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ParaCabXD 0

ha you showed them! I wonder who was more scared

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Th3_Ging3R 1

som one else has that as their fml...u coppyd

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golfchick84 0

if they were gay you might have turned them into hardened criminals

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mikeyMcFly 0

get boob shot, had to say something positive out this sticky situation lml

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SoFreshAndYetDep 0

Wow, I guess they really did catch you with your pants down.

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