Burnout Fail!

By FML Approved - 23/09/2017 21:00 - United States - New York

It's hard to go back once you've taken matters too far... What was your worst slip?

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Donut_Wizard 23

Sunday 24 September 2017 3:20

This all must have started with one of them saying "watch this!"

CorpsmanUp88 21

Sunday 24 September 2017 4:27

Almost but before that I bet they said "Hold my beer," first. IDK if they are english.

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Donut_Wizard 23

Sunday 24 September 2017 3:20

This all must have started with one of them saying "watch this!"

CorpsmanUp88 21

Sunday 24 September 2017 4:27

Almost but before that I bet they said "Hold my beer," first. IDK if they are english.

Donut_Wizard 23

Sunday 24 September 2017 10:51

Love it!

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