Bushed out

By en3rg1zer21 - 06/08/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I was peeing when I sneezed. I looked down to see that my gum had flown out of my mouth and gotten caught in my pubes. On the upside, I got a new look. FML
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tiberhit 6

Time to get that merkin you have always wanted...

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jren207 24

I think it looks better if a girl shaves hers. But on a guy, it's a bit awkward, with the penis in the way.

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sparky_daisy 5

Waxed thank you #38 & your Mumma sure as hell don't mind it so go toss your salad over a blue waffle! I kid I kid (most of it anyway)far too crass for me All I meant was it was established there was some trimming done the method is irrelevant, someone's just looking for some dirt details

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AgentSmith79 9

Guess there are still some uncivilized barbarians out there who have never heard of manscaping... smh

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ms31_fml 3

This is why at a young age we are taught to cover our mouths.

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hollymadison 3

well I cover my mouth when i sneeze, but not while peeing..

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AgentSmith79 9

5 second rule!!!

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yarani 26

It'll probably take more than 5 seconds to work on that 'new look' though..

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AgentSmith79 9

Nah, it's easy. 1. Grab gum firmly 2. Grit teeth 3. Yank hard Any pubes that come with it just add to the flavor, and you still get that bald patch you were wanting.

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blueExcess 0

Fate was telling you that it's time to shave. So was your gum

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