Busted

By hypocrite - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Campbell River

Spicy
Today, my new boss gave everyone a lecture about sexual harassment in the workplace. Which would be fine if he'd been able to tear his gaze off my chest for more than a minute at a time. FML
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Top comments

Drigr 9

I see a raise in your future. Though it may not be the one you want..

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music_woman1 11

I'd say call him up on it, but it could have bad repercussions, ie. you losing your job..

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Comments

brohamas16 7

Haha your boss is a hypocrite

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hqbrat 8

He took one last good look before he dropped the habbit

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redneck2599 7

Don't have your **** out were he can see em If you don't want him to look

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perdix 29

Maybe he was illustrating to everyone when sexual harassment and its consequences are "so worth it!" It would suck to get sued for putting the moves on an ugly broad, but when it comes to someone as hot as you, we'll take our chances.

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flockz 19

doesn't matter how ugly the broad is when the lights are off. unless she's really messed up. like her legs are sewn shut. or she has body herpes.

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TheDrifter 23

Happens to me too op, when I wear my speedo out everyone stares. And cries, sometimes vomit.

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HaniahAhmad 0

Take revenge, and intensely stare at his crotch.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Something's gonna explode.

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SovietBarney 8

He must have had the breast view at the lecture.

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Mr_Que_Dijo23 5

You must have a nice pair of..... Eyes!;)

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sporty1200xlr 6

Atleast you have nice ( o )( o ) !!

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MindFreakazoid 10

Did you really feel the need to draw them?

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KiddNYC1O 20

Yeah, at least draw ones with a decent cleavage. ( . Y . )

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reebokkid123 14

Yea...and seriously...who's nipples are that big.?

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cacunt 1

the women in national geograpic magazines

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