Inappropriate, Sexism and Work: Busted - FML

Busted

By hypocrite - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Campbell River

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Today, my new boss gave everyone a lecture about sexual harassment in the workplace. Which would be fine if he'd been able to tear his gaze off my chest for more than a minute at a time. FML

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Drigr 9

Tuesday 3 July 2012 22:39

I see a raise in your future. Though it may not be the one you want..

music_woman1 11

Tuesday 3 July 2012 22:36

I'd say call him up on it, but it could have bad repercussions, ie. you losing your job..

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darthzerg 7

Tuesday 3 July 2012 23:56

Pics or it didnt happen

xxstephaniiexxx 3

Wednesday 4 July 2012 0:20

Wow whatta hypocrite

Bluekaren16 19

Wednesday 4 July 2012 0:45

Yea but you have to keep in mind that not everybody has that mentality as you do.

boswood205 1

Wednesday 4 July 2012 0:47

If you boobs we're completely cover then ya I'll agree he is in the wrong but if you were wearing anything that shows cleavage u were asking for it

pmr1990 12

Wednesday 4 July 2012 1:53

I'm certain she had a low cut top. He'd only stare if that was the case. If you don't like guys staring, cover the puppies! YDO

MindFreakazoid 10

Wednesday 4 July 2012 2:14

YDO? You Decapitate Otters? Huh.

sinner92 4

Wednesday 4 July 2012 1:31

I don't know man sounds like you were wearing a bit of a reveling top. I'm a straight chick and I find it hard to stop staring at some chick who has a low cut top.

hewro_failure 11

Wednesday 4 July 2012 1:44

Typical woman thinking that all eyes are on you ... Get over yourself

delicious69 5

Wednesday 4 July 2012 2:00

You liked it!!

reebokkid123 14

Wednesday 4 July 2012 2:45

Hey girl did you know? That uhm.. Your boobs? Go in your shirt. No? Ok....

cacunt 1

Wednesday 4 July 2012 3:52

You must have a great set if he's that distracted.

Lynabear 0

Wednesday 4 July 2012 5:01

Why does everyone just assume she's wearing crazy revealing shirts? I've gotten stares even in just t-shirts. It's ridiculous. FYL for having a pig for a boss.

flutter4 7

Wednesday 4 July 2012 5:41

Yeah, it's not her fault she apparently has great boobs.

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