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Busting makes me feel good

By Anonymous - 03/02/2023 12:00

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Today, my husband suggested we start making pornos online to make ends meet. I told him, “You bust so quickly, it’ll have to be a TikTok.” He’s been pouting all day. FML

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Cash grab

By Anonymous - 13/01/2013 05:27 - Canada

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Today, my husband suggested a way for us to "make some money" off our pregnancy. His great idea? Pregnancy porn. FML

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You'll miss me when I'm gone

By Anonymous - 04/09/2024 20:00 - Germany - Borken

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Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend. I did my best to get him hard, and as always, I succeeded, but he still didn’t bother to look up from his phone. Unfortunately this happens almost every time I try to have sex with him. I guess TikTok is more important. FML

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uBlock, mate

By Anonymous - 11/09/2021 05:01

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Today, my husband has been in a bad mood all week, so I finally demanded to know why. He told me his favourite porn site has suddenly started showing adverts, so now he can’t wank in peace anymore without pop-up ads appearing every 20 seconds. FML

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Banned

By Helen - 22/03/2021 07:01 - United Kingdom

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Today, while showing my mum how to make a TikTok, she not only found the masturbation video I made to send to my husband while he’s away for work, she accidentally managed to post it to TikTok. FML

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War of words

By Anonymous - 30/09/2024 11:00 - United States - Anaheim

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Today, my husband is on day two of giving me the silent treatment. It started when he got mad that the house was messy and said, “Why can’t you be like those wives online?!” I snapped back, “Why can’t you fuck like the guys in the porn?!” Let’s see who apologizes first. FML

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Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML

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The Based Family

By Amaaaaaaaaaanda - 17/02/2021 00:30

Today, my temporarily unemployed husband had a brain wave. I'm five months pregnant and we have a 4-year-old. He thinks we should start a family vlog on YouTube, so we can get rich. I hate those awful family vlogs with a passion. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 19:54 - United States - Phoenix

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Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML

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What are you doing?

By Noname - 20/02/2009 05:06 - United States

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Today, I started doing a striptease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML

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How to start a failed YouTube channel

By Anonymous - 22/01/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend blew half of the money we'd saved for a vacation on a fancy new camera. His reasoning? "Loads of YouTubers are quitting YouTube, there's money to be made." FML

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greeniegenius 19

Friday 3 February 2023 12:35

LOL I haven’t laughed so spontaneously in ages- sorry : /

RichardPencil 30

Friday 3 February 2023 16:18

Hey, at least it's not a Vine.

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greeniegenius 19

Friday 3 February 2023 12:35

LOL I haven’t laughed so spontaneously in ages- sorry : /

greeniegenius 19

Friday 3 February 2023 12:45

Nooo

RichardPencil 30

Friday 3 February 2023 16:18

Hey, at least it's not a Vine.

FluffythePink 23

Friday 3 February 2023 20:43

Guy got exactly what he deserved 🤣 Nice clap back. Next time he asks, suggest a BDSM theme where it's just whipping his arse Infront of the camera...

Thaylok 17

Friday 3 February 2023 20:50

CFNM.... See what he says to that.

SirEnigM0nk 22

Saturday 4 February 2023 10:19

He might secretly get off on that, you never know.

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