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By Anonymous - 20/04/2016 00:56 - United States - Oceanside

Today, my husband's ex-girlfriend is getting a restraining order on him. Turns out, for the past 2 years of our marriage, he has been trying to contact her and ditching work to stalk her. To top it all off, he told me not to come to court with him because he doesn't want her to see he downgraded. FML

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By kattydoo07 - 29/04/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, I found out I have a restraining order against me from my ex boyfriend. Apparently, I drive by his house too much and it is considered stalking. He forgot that I live 2 houses down, and MUST drive by his house to get home. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2019 12:00

Today, after almost a year of dating and getting dumped out of the blue, I found out my ex-girlfriend wants to get a restraining order against me. I guess dropping a box of her things on her porch after she wouldn't answer her phone is considered stalking. FML

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By swimfaned - 09/01/2015 11:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she's afraid of my ex-wife. This is the third one in a row to use that very reason. The judge still won't accept my pleas for a restraining order. FML

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By nobueno - 06/09/2021 23:01

Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2021 17:00

Today, after three months of hooking up and talking about dating, the man I was supporting emotionally went back to his ex, who'd reduced the restraining order on him to a no abuse order so they could be together. He left me in his bed to go be with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 17:50 - United States

Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML

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By blondebarbie271 - 26/07/2015 23:55 - United States - Center Barnstead

Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML

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By running scared - 08/04/2016 09:40 - Norway

Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML

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By restraining orders are just paper - 20/03/2021 23:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. The constant harassment, threats and stalking by my ex-wife have finally driven her away. This is the third time this has happened. My ex physically beat the other two up, and now she’s scared away the one I wanted to marry. The courts have done nothing. FML

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You deserved it 144

Leave me alone

By notgivingup - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML

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xlasxtchanxce13 22

Wednesday 20 April 2016 19:01

I wouldn't stick with someone who isn't proud of you

mareike 16

Wednesday 20 April 2016 19:02

Wow, I would rethink this marriage.

Comments

snoopynicole2003 15

Thursday 21 April 2016 17:07

New husband! Yay!

Roadmaster6k 6

Thursday 21 April 2016 19:59

This calls for divorce

jbivens1992 17

Thursday 21 April 2016 20:12

What the ****?! Get out of there OP, get out of there right now!

LadyNightowl 17

Thursday 21 April 2016 21:54

Run.

clue_me_in 20

Thursday 21 April 2016 23:01

He doesn't respect you. He doesn't respect your marriage. And on top of that, he clearly never thought highly of you in the first place, since he called you a "downgrade". Divorce his sorry ass so you can "upgrade" to a better husband and person. You deserve better, OP.

suznmar 16

Thursday 21 April 2016 23:09

Time for you to upgrade

TodayIsNotTheDay 4

Friday 22 April 2016 0:08

Only court you need to be headed to is divorce court. Just get the papers, sign your parts and leave a pen neatly laid on top of them...Right next to your ring. Have it waiting for him on the counter when he gets back from one of his stalking adventures. No one should have to put up with crazy stuff like that.