Caked and baked

By nocakeforyou! - 15/03/2011 13:11

Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML
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DocBastard 38

The tradition of eating the top tier on the first anniversary is ridiculous. We tried that, and the cake was as moist as an 80 year old pussy. You should thank him for saving you from eating that.

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MarineWifey88 3

My husband spent our first anniversary in Iraq. we didn't get to spend an anniversary together until our 4th anniversary and by then, we were scared of the cake and threw it out.

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moniquemenard123 0

I would have killed him!!!!

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xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7

ummm, gross, itd be all hard and stale and the icing would be all melty

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LoginUnknown 0

Yea, the icing would totally be all "melty" cause shit in the freezer melts all the time.

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bouncykiddo 0

I would be so pissed at him!!

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SuckerForTechies 0

Wow, both the fridge and freezer? Was he a fat, drunk, inconsiderate slob when you married him?

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PamplemousseRose_fml 4

Uuh, you were saving a part of your cake from a YEAR ago? Naaaastyyyyyy..

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JGoD24 5

lol YDI. It is a stupid tradition anyway.

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jansdo 1

The problem is not the cake. Why do you tolerate any kind of drunkeness? How often does this happen?

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daddysgirl82 3

I've never heard of drunk munchies, but I have heard of munchies from being high off marijuana.

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NurseBitch 5

Instead of eating cake, I guess you'll just have to march your tight little thong-cladded ass into the kitchen and make him a sammich, bitch.

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