Call the cops

By sammatthews2007 - 25/02/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that my dog was missing. I spent about an hour searching for him when my psycho ex-girlfriend texted me his photo. She'd kidnapped him. After driving over there, she shot paintballs at my car. Now I have no dog and a colorful car. FML
I agree, your life sucks 105 491
You deserved it 7 497

Same thing different taste

Top comments

The crazy woman needs professional help - call the police, get your dog back and get her sectioned.

curious_missy 1

FML for the getting back of puppies!!! UNITE!!!!

Comments

im down with #28 and #38 to #80, im sorry bitches ARE crazy. its just a fact of life. im not sayin your all like this bitch, but your all crazy. ESPECIALLY the religious ones. you better hurry up or theres gonna be a strap-on stuck in your dog or some shit...

Okay, the paintballs are obviously not a big issue. The bitch STOLE HIS DOG. HIS DOG, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!! She had no right to draw a third party into it! Urg, call the police NOW and get her some help. Then give your dog a big bowl of raw, meaty bones for tonight to wash off the stink of bitch.

roflcoptin 0

show the police the text message

me_me_fml 0

Psycho bitch... why'd you even date her in the first place?

sammatthews2007 0

Thursday update: I imagine (or at least hope!) the police has the warrant by now, no news though...I'll keep you guys posted.

so do we get an update on the situation or what? I'm waiting to find out if you got your dog back.

sammatthews2007 0

2nd Update for Thursday: Sparta is back! The police raided her home about 2 hours ago, and found Sparta! No harm was done to him, and he appeared to have been fed and taken care of (she's still crazy, though). My car is washed (don't worry, I took plenty of pictures for the police report!). All is good. My lock has been changed (thank you to the locksmith who came so quickly!). Concerning Kelly (ex-girlfriend), I will be filling out a restraining order against her tomorrow at the station. Press charges?

You gotta press charges...don't let her **** with the dog.

Oh wow, I just read this whole thing now, meaning I haven't been following from the day this whole mess started, but man, I am really glad you got Sparta back! Losing your pets is really one of the worst things that can ever happen. I sincerely hope everything works out for you. On that note, this is probably the first time I see people being so supportive on FML. It's really endearing and inspiring.

Thank god! I'm so glad you got your dog back, whew. and YES PRESS CHARGES. Bitch needs to learn she can't go ******* with other peoples' pets like that. She needs to pay for her actions!