Dogs, Cars and Animals: Call the cops

Call the cops

By sammatthews2007 - 25/02/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that my dog was missing. I spent about an hour searching for him when my psycho ex-girlfriend texted me his photo. She'd kidnapped him. After driving over there, she shot paintballs at my car. Now I have no dog and a colorful car. FML

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By ciararow - 14/04/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2021 21:30

Today, someone let my puppy escape. I didn't know, until I arrived home and hit him with my car. FML

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How dare you?

By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 20:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML

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By anonymous - 19/07/2012 23:56 - United States - La Verne

Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML

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By VtecKickIn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

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By The_Waffle - 14/05/2016 17:17 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML

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By GotMyBitchBack - 05/09/2013 11:02 - United States - Zanesville

Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After I'd called her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML

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By BrutallyBlonde - 31/12/2009 00:03 - United States

Today, I went to egg my ex-boyfriend's house, after finding out he cheated on me. I covered his house and car with eggs, toilet paper, and silly string. When I went to get back in my car, my keys were locked inside, the alarm went off, and my ex walked outside, with his new girlfriend. FML

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By stinky skunk - 05/09/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML

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amelinat 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 12:46

The crazy woman needs professional help - call the police, get your dog back and get her sectioned.

curious_missy 1

Wednesday 25 February 2009 12:21

FML for the getting back of puppies!!! UNITE!!!!

Comments

meowz 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 1:32

Put a straight jacket on that bitch and take her to the insane asylum.

chille_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 2:14

CALL THE COPS

roflcoptin 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 3:29

i know he said not to call the cops BUT SHE STOLE YOUR DOG. she's definitely not letting you get that dog without a fight. call the cops so they can go get your dog back

red_apples 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 3:50

I'm totally joining #5's nation. :D. Let's make a huge army of FMLers to bring back Bob the dog :O .

sammatthews2007 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 4:04

Update: Just got off the phone with the cops. They're going to search her place (soon, I hope). They mentioned something about needing a warrant. Any idea on the next step? Also, as I mentioned in #67, she owns 5 acres of land. Who knows where Sparta will be by then? Isn't today Ash Wednesday? Crap! She may have already performed some sort of crazy ritual with her friends...I'm sorry guys, he's really the best dog ever, and I just can't stand the thought of losing him... Would it be a good idea to check the kennels in the area? Maybe he got away...He never really liked her anyway.

passowrd 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 4:10

the police are defiantly a good idea

McLaughlane 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 5:44

@ #91: or because she's a petty bitch? Dude. Good luck, I really hope you get your dog back. That's so ****** up. I'm glad you finally called the cops, but you shouldn't have hesitated!

ThoseWordsAtBest 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 6:17

I have to assume ones like this one are fake. Who in their right mind wouldn't immediately call the police on the scene?

McLaughlane 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 6:31

#95 is right, don't delete the text OR wash the paint off of your car. You can use them both as proof. Is your dog microchipped? That will absolutely help if she tries to say he's not yours. Also of course, you should show them pics of you with the dog.