Love, Transportation and Cars: Called out but accurate

Called out but accurate

By brittbrat4 - 05/07/2011 00:25 - United States

Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2023 18:00

Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML

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Cool moves

By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML

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By Tom Ali - 10/01/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML

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You deserved it 65 151

By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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You deserved it 3 325

Carpool karaoke

By Anonymous - 27/11/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML

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You deserved it 386

By thunder thighs - 11/02/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML

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What's going on?

By sexychica - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML

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You deserved it 6 440

By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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You deserved it 70 687

By SSS - 14/02/2019 01:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my brother put a sign on my car saying, "No baby on board, feel free to drive into me." Somebody did. FML

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You deserved it 232

This is our song

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 22:00

Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML

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You deserved it 569

Keyman1212 14

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:36

**** them! Enjoy your life (:

IndigoFuckYou 9

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:37

That's a pickup line I haven't heard before.

Comments

rafsta 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:41

Did you ask him if he had one

iAmScrubs 19

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:42

Get a piece of paper and make a reply to him/her. You guys can have a conversation that way, while driving, until one of you proceeds to drive off a cliff.

habest 2

Tuesday 5 July 2011 9:17

Since we love all of your other comments, we'll pretend we didn't see this comment :p

MrSassypants 33

Tuesday 5 July 2011 9:56

Since you said that comment we'll pretend you never existed. Wait who am I replying to? Hmmm... seems like he doesn't exsist. Oh well.

buckeyefan16 14

Wednesday 6 July 2011 2:04

reminds me of wile coyote an realizing he's fallin haha

alex6946 10

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:45

so? it was just a random stranger.

j_cat187 19

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:45

give him the bird. you don't need a sign for that shit

dontpanic_fml 32

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:46

dude **** them...they're probably pretty miserable. rock on

BelleBelle_fml 11

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:47

I dance while driving too. It's really not that uncommon. It's not like you were picking your nose or something. lol

n1c0l3t 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:49

how can they determine that when all you're doing is subtly jamming out? don't let them get to you even if you don't have a bf there's nothing wrong with you :)

lexisteez 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:50

i see people always doing that... and its awkward especially when their all alone.

mima77 0

Friday 15 July 2011 4:13

Shut your ugly self up! What in the hell is wrong with jamming in the car to some music. I bet your a weirdo with no friends. I can tell by that hideous profile pic!