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By allbrokeup - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Norway - Stavanger

Today, while I was removing my makeup with my boyfriend watching, he mentioned that he used to think girls were prettier without makeup on, but he'd now changed his mind. FML
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souljacker 11

On the plus side, make up is supposed to make you prettier, so you must be doing it right! Lol

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deathtothepix 26

To which you reply, "Kinda like the way I've realised size DOES matter."

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deathtothepix 26

To which you reply, "Kinda like the way I've realised size DOES matter."

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trippythehippy 6

Ouch. Good shot

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GigaPudding_fml 24

If I were a guy I wouldn't even take that insult seriously because of how frequently it seems to be used as a comeback...

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lelo007 11

You really don't realize how often women lie about the whole "size doesn't matter" thing, do you?

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ICastillo 24

Ladies it's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle the worm. So that's a lie then damn it... It all makes sense now.

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rebelliousshroom 12

That was a really disgusting euphemism. I wish I could thumb you down thrice... It's also not true; obviously it matters how one moves, but moving skillfully doesn't completely make up for the lacking in size. It's just a motivational saying, kind of like "more to grab, more to love" to make overweight people feel better. Luckily, most people are attracted to a combination of appearance and personaity, so unless you're a compete asshole you'll most likely find a partner who you'll be able to satisfy.

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chocolateisyum 12

I am a makeup wearer myself, but I do not think that makeup really makes a girl more beautiful. People who are naturally beautiful do not need makeup. I wear makeup because I feel as if it makes me look bearable, and people don't confuse me with a sloth when I go out in public.

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DjeePee 24

If make-up didn't make us more beautiful, why do people (women) use it since the start of mankind?

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sniken 14

Makeup is just like photoshop. Small, light and few changes can do wonders, but too much will result in everyone seeing it for a fake. Keep it simple and light.

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lelo007 11

37- exactly! If I wear it at all, it's only eyes and lips, I don't mess with foundation or blush. I like to use make-up to draw attention to what I feel like are my better features.. Not coat myself to look like a completely different person.

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jelly713 19

Yay for lips & eye make up. It's fast, easy & not too much (although sometimes too much eyeliner can be possible).

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iipinkette 16

Aww :/ well don't listen to him! I'm sure you're just as pretty without makeup

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94yhy 8

Maybe he'll change his mind again on a better day. Then you tell him to makeup his mind and cover up all the imperfections in it.

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buckdharma 37

A woman's makeup case is like a tackle box, full of all types of lures. A man is but a fish on a hook, slowly being reeled in.

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ClassyCommando 13

A man's wallet serves the same purpose with women.

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ClassyCommando 13

A man's wallet serves the same purpose with women.

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deequu 20

I hope you didn't go OTT on make up! That could have changed his mind looking at you so much! Well, on the plus side, now you know how to impress him (: wear make up!

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Quest_ 13

Wow, I think you sit next to me in Feminism 101

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shushu26 20

Make up is to enhance what beauty you already have. So don't be sad :)

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Albarufus 13

"I didn't think that size mattered either, but now I've changed my mind as well."

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Ameel_fml 19

"I've also yet to see anyone successfully cover a spot, without just drawing obvious attention to it." If they successfully cover a spot, of course you're not going to see it. :D Concealer is generally very good at hiding spots, hiding pores, or disguising scars...but if a person is no good at applying it evenly, it's always going to look awkward. But if it's done well, you can end uup with skin that looks downright flawless. Check out some youtube tutorials for example. Some of those girls are better than many professionals when it comes to applying makeup. :O

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tigrovaya 4

Sounds like your cousin never learned how to properly put on make-up and probably had problem skin to begin with. As long as you use decent products and wash your face every night make-up shouldn't ruin your complexion.

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