Health: Can't win

Can't win

By Rawrssa - 13/03/2011 05:52 - United States

Today, I came down with painful sores in my mouth, just after having gotten over a cold. Apparently I'm allergic to the cough drops I've been eating for the past week to make myself feel better. FML

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By Zak - 23/03/2012 23:10 - United States

Today, I've been sick with both a chest cold and a sore throat. As a result, I've also been dehydrated, causing me to have a headache. Whenever I cough, I feel like my throat is being ripped apart and my head is about to explode. FML

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Make it stop

By Ow ow owwww - 15/08/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, I have what is probably a cold sore on my upper lip. I also have a mustache, which keeps rubbing against it. Because of this, no matter what I do, it stings. The next few days are fixing to be very, very long and miserable. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2012 00:30 - Croatia - Rijeka

Today, I have a tooth infection that's spread to my jaw and ear. It hurts so badly that I'm practically in tears. Today's also the day I found out I'm allergic to the medication I was prescribed. Everything hurts, I'm covered in hives, and I can't stop throwing up. FML

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Pink eye, white throat

By Stephanie Kugelman - 27/04/2022 22:00

Today, I'd finally had enough of feeling awful and went to urgent care. As it turns out, the reason my throat was sore was because I have a sinus infection. The doctor explained my nose is producing pus, and that's what I'm swallowing and coughing up. Yuck. I also have pink eye on top of that. FML

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By bitter cherry - 29/09/2010 21:29 - United States

Today, I took a cough drop to soothe my sore throat, only to choke, gag, and spend the next ten minutes at the point of vomiting because the bitter lozenge got stuck in my windpipe. FML

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Rip it up and start again

By Anonymous - 26/05/2010 20:14 - Switzerland

Today, I found out I'm allergic to the pills my doctor prescribed for coughing, which I really need because I ripped a muscle in my stomach. Now my whole upper body is covered in a terrible itchy rash. I also found out it will last for at least another week. FML

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Sore loser

By Anonymous - 13/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I have an excruciatingly sore throat due to chronic canker sores around my uvula. Every bite of food I swallow brings tears to my eyes. I had enough of dad calling me a wimp at dinner over it and shoved my food onto his plate. He's now faking allergies to food we've had for years, just to take the piss out of me. FML

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By those_allergies - 12/05/2013 05:20 - United States - Bend

Today, I was eating a mystery flavored candy and I had an allergic reaction. Not only did I have to go to the hospital because my throat swelled up, but I still don't know what I'm allergic to. FML

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By samaram - 04/06/2013 06:47 - United States

Today, during a series of violent sneezes due to a cold, I bit my tongue. My tongue is now so swollen I cannot close my mouth and am drooling profusely. I have to get ready to go to my job as a cashier. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2010 14:35 - United States

Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML

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kingtz 6

Sunday 13 March 2011 9:20

Are you sure it's not a herpes outbreak?

FYLDeep 25

Sunday 13 March 2011 9:53

That's what I would think. Judging by my own allergies, reactions usually happen within an hour. 20 minutes is often long enough though. Unless she's been sucking **** drops and got case of the herpilyderpilies.

Comments

lcolla38 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 15:46

it's herpes don't lie

jess6blondie9 2

Sunday 13 March 2011 22:48

Haha!

SpinozaQ 2

Sunday 13 March 2011 15:58

small internal mouth sores are auto-immune related. it is likely that your cold put your immune system into overdrive, causing the sores.

jamsmem 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 16:02

Uh no Painfull Sores u idiot can mean a STD, Strep Throat, and many many other illnesses. This is not a FML this is a get ur ass checked out by the doctor instead of playing on the damn intetnet thinking ur life is bad when it damn well isn't!

KennKenn 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 16:58

You sure the reason for sores in your mouth are from the cough drops ;)

shaaayyee 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 18:43

fyl for being allergic to coughdrops. those things almost make me WANT to have a cold.

virginislanstan 0

Monday 14 March 2011 1:06

You really need to go to the doctor. People can have sores inside the mouth as well.

SpartanATH56 0

Monday 14 March 2011 4:33

well daym

HateyMcHater 4

Monday 14 March 2011 11:57

"Heeerrrpolaaaa!"

Nafan01 0

Monday 14 March 2011 17:59

ha! loser sucks tah suck!!!!!!!!

kcrnpl 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:07

allergies typically do not take a whole week to present themselves. I would go to a clinic and have someone check you out. yes, after your body fights off a cold you can developed sores around your mouth, but still, it could be something else. seek a professionals opinion just to be safe.