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Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 576
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Epic_Phale615 0

Don't trick your dog by getting into the doggy style position?

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Don't lie. you enjoyed it.

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Got_any_grapes1 4

I love u 19 and the op is a hobknocker. Literally.

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yuggi1 11

39, yeah duh! Everyone knows that. Just like everyone knows you can't get pregnant from anal sex. It's the absurdity of the situation that makes it so funny. :)

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FMLucky 5

hahahahahahahhahaha I can't stop laughing

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andreabeth95 2

#155 total win!

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Kevin55_fml 11

I bet I'm better than ure dog. Guarantee!

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Tarkwifswager 0

dude are u ****?

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tktom7 6

143, your pic is awesome

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143ForeverNAlway 4

lol You guys seriously know nothing about dogs :P Sure humping is sexual for US but for DOGS it's a total DOMINANCE thing.. Sex is different from humping people..

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mismonroe 0

Because that's what a bunch of perverts care about, the actuality of what happened rather than the cheap jokes that can be made. Ha

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dannnngthatsux 19

Really. All dominance. So why don't people die when a mastiff tries to 'dominate'them? Who's more likely to win, 250lb dog or 180lb human? Check your leg next time you get humpty danced on the leg... domination leaves no ****. it's wolves that you are thinking of.

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AKALurch 0

u aren't the first to get humped by a dog lol

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619warrior281 5

Annddddd......1! 2! 3! THRUST!!!!!!!!

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