Carpe diem
By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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mitch92
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Dam you are pretty:)
Looks like his plan worked. Let's see if you fall for it again tomorrow.
creedaddict
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ewww
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lol u got rape by a dog
It's not rape if he likes it!
You guys actually make me sick. Everything to you seems to be "rape this" and "rape that." The word is so overused that when people actually end up sexually assaulted, they have to deal with triggers and flashbacks just from reading your comments about a dog humping their owner. I know that there are a lot of people out there like me, so I speak for all of us when I say that you need to stop overusing the word. No. That test did not rape you. That test didn't hold you down and force you to do something you didn't want. It didn't put you in therapy for years. It didn't ruin future relationships. It didn't make people KILL themselves. People don't seem to understand how serious an issue it is. Stop throwing the word around. Stop saying "I hope you get raped." You sicken me. No wonder none of us ever heal. You just make us feel like it's a joke what we're going through. Grow up. At least TRY to understand.
mismonroe
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It's the weak ones that make a big deal. Rape happens ALOT more than most people think, but it's the ones that choose to be walked all over by a simple word that weaken themselves, allowing a life to be lived within boundaries because they haven't figured out how to accept, grow, and move on. Rape, in our day and age, has formed more than one meaning, grow up.
Actually, it still only has one meaning. Being upset about being violated and having your life taken from you is not weakness. The ones recovering are stronger than you can ever be just to make it this far. Sure, take your life for granted. But don't shit on the rest of us just because you have no idea what it's like.
mismonroe
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First, I'm not quite sure how I'm 'taking my life forgranted'. Second, I've been there, I've been to the support groups because it was assumed I would need them. They ARE filled with two kinds, the weak and pathetic, and the accepted and stronger. I'm assuming, probably correctly, that you are of the first. Third, it has been widely accepted with an alternative meaning, much like screwed, ****, ****, gay, tit, etc. Welcome to 2011.
How is all this even relevant? If you don't like a particular comment, just use the voting buttons accordingly. I promise everyone will be happier for it.
herotime
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Sirin is about to do some soul eating if you guys don't stop.
You are in the wrong forum if you EVER come here looking for ANY comments that might be accidentally misconstrued as intelligent. We are talking here about an ass-******* hound, and an OP who was not eager to stop it. This post begs for ridicule and witty sarcasm.
151, your Monroe is in the wrong spot, and thus looks shit.
151-Im not suprised you've been raped...your profile says "eat me". Just because your a **** doesnt mean you've been raped. You probably like taking a hard dicking!
Widely accepted in what? urbandictionary.com? Sorry spoiled *****, that doesnt count.
The real meaning of doggy style.
johnnybagodonuts
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your dog was just taking advantage of the situation, next time don't be such a *****
shutupK
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really?...
literally?!
#113, you need to stop justsayin and shut the **** up. Get your panties out your ass. Lrn2takeafuckingjoke.
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Don't trick your dog by getting into the doggy style position?
Don't lie. you enjoyed it.