Dogs and Animals: Carpe diem

Carpe diem

By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML

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Epic_Phale615 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 0:03

Don't trick your dog by getting into the doggy style position?

A7X_LoVeee 10

Thursday 24 March 2011 0:03

Don't lie. you enjoyed it.

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nickdunbar 8

Thursday 24 March 2011 2:08

lol that happens to me all the time

Edpaul 4

Thursday 24 March 2011 2:08

hahahahahahhaahahhaha

GeneralMotors 23

Thursday 24 March 2011 2:11

how long did u let him do it?

Daddy_Phat_Stack 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 2:11

that really sucks..least now u know not to do it again tho :P

MAXCAT1220 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 2:18

SEXY

BlahBlahBenji 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 2:21

he probably thought you liked it DoggyStyle!xP

YoUglyMama 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 2:24

he knew what he was doing

kyleryan 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 2:28

Well when opportunity comes knocking.....

alch4 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 2:29

don't be a negative Nancy

chaseisbeast91 1

Thursday 24 March 2011 2:40

Heyy(:

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