Cash grab

By Megan - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I was doing my laundry when I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML
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FMLandurstoo 9

Slow down there champ

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soccergurrll 8

You broke your nose over a dollar...

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Turtle_rebellion 10

Calm down! It's a dollar, not the cure for cancer!

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klol_fml 11

Looks like you got a hospital bill instead.

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linkinpark98 23

Thats sucks that a dollar won't pay the hospital bills... I think you got a little too excited there, girl.

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freshlybreezy 15

Probably shouldn't mention how excited I get when I see change in the bottom of my washer then, huh...?

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nikkikinlilla 9

How broke are you if you get that excited over a dollar

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Albarufus 13

I guess you won't think it's worth it when the hospital bill arrives. :D

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motocommradios 6

Guys, you're forgetting the most important part!! OP, did you succeed in grabbing the dollar?

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mario2012 18

Why would you take money that has been laundered?

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tmmundy 17

It's the best kind. It's nice and clean. Why wouldn't you want clean money?

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tmmundy 17

At least you find money in the washer. I only find bullets and ink pens from when my husband has washed his clothes previously.

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outoftown 26

#37, Bullets?! Talk about hazardous washers...

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