Cash grab

By Megan - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I was doing my laundry when I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML
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FMLandurstoo 9

Slow down there champ

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soccergurrll 8

You broke your nose over a dollar...

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Comments

pexy_fml 16

Broke your nose? You where running toward the machine?

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daps29 11

Ouchie the nose is a the second most hurtful place for me I think you know what the first is

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klovemachine 24

Oh the irony OP :)

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maemadness 2

I bet that dollar bill is going towards a hospital bill! :D

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MetallicaFTW 16

Now you can use that dollar and many more to pay for your new medial bill. FYL, OP. Sorry.

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kfinch7 10

Atleast now you can use your dollar to help pay for the hospital bill (;

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greatdanen 6

I knew this would be a girl when I played out the spatiomotoric malfunction of the FML

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ForeverEminem1 5

Im scared to know what you would've done if it had been a 20...

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