Cash grab

By Megan - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I was doing my laundry when I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML
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FMLandurstoo 9

Slow down there champ

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soccergurrll 8

You broke your nose over a dollar...

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Comments

thisguy45 2

One does not simply dive in the washer when you find money. I mean I can picture Mr. Krabs from Spongebob doing that.

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Leslier_fml 4

Wow if you got got that exited for a dollar I guess it was a good thing it wasn't a $100, imagine you would have probably broken way more bones.

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Habu987 9

Wait, the FML isn't clear. Did this incident involve a washer?

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Welshite 39

Yes it involved a washer. One used for hardware. OP dove through a hole .5 in. in diameter.

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Shanxchan 9

Wow it a dollar you could have just reached down in the washer and gotten it, you didn't have to dive and break your nose. You totally deserved it.

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Fusion55 7

Haha stripper mentality kicked in.

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CherryLipBalm 1

Dolla makes me holla honey boo boo!

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jesustitts 20

It's just a dollar. I'm sure your medical bills and pains will cost you more and you'll regret ever diving for a dollar.

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Pikachu17 13

It's not like it's going anywhere, calm down

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