Cassius

By Noname - 11/03/2009 06:04 - United States

Today, I went on my porch for a late night cigarette. When I opened the door and took one step inside, all I remember is a big thud. I woke up 5 minutes later with my father over top of me saying, "Nice right hook, huh?" Then he chuckled. He thought I was a burglar and he knocked me out. FML
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Tarion 0

You have an awesome dad. Be proud of that. Be a little ashamed that he made you his bitch though.

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Tri_fml 5

Well at least you know your dad ain't a bitch :d

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paintballer2 0

Asshole that's what you get for smoking fag...

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ScaramoucheX 0

I read this the first time round and got as far as "my father was over the top of me"......... I paniked until I read it again, more carefully. Any way, your dad sounds like Jackie Chan. Lmao! ^_^

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OriginalPooh01 0

Dang. YDI for smoking. >:D

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cjzolo2 5

U deserved for smoking

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himynameiskari 0

If you live with your parents, you're probably too young to smoke. Either that or.. Forever alone..

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Czech_Zidane 14

Do not smoke and this would not happen (again) ;-)

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