Catchy title

By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 00:51 - United States - Buffalo

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Today, my boyfriend let me be the first one to read the novel he dropped out of college to write. Turns out it's titled "A Brief History of Ass" and is an incoherent ramble about every time we've had anal sex. FML
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cortezwiley 1

Where may I obtain a copy?

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Blavock 12

You need to dump him he's dead wait and worthless

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CTPope74 13

You could always get likeness royalties for your rear.

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Tfresh79 9

That'll hit him in the rear when he wants to go back to college.

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anthony99 14

Was his college dissertation an in-depth analysis of "2 girls 1 cup"?

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1947Chevy 17

There are enough freaks in the world that it might get him rich though

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AyPapiChulo 9

Sounds like a "tale" of pain and beauty XD

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TheMystery13 13

And he's not your ex-boyfriend because...?

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7madbiker5 0

If he's so focused on hitting the Third Input, perhaps there's a problem with your vag.

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