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By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 00:51 - United States - Buffalo

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Today, my boyfriend let me be the first one to read the novel he dropped out of college to write. Turns out it's titled "A Brief History of Ass" and is an incoherent ramble about every time we've had anal sex. FML
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SauceySarah 30

He's a real asshole.

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jazzy_123 20

that's a guy's version of "50 shades of Grey".

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Ambient25 24

Well, at least you had a chance to ANALyze his work.

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WeAreAHurricane 14

Sounds more like an autobiography

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TwistedCherub1 15

I assume he's just lazy, trying to take the back door to success.

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SThompson90 7

He shouldn't have ASSimilated your personal love life into the novel

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synsam 4

come on OP can't you turn the other cheek?

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ballerboy20 8

sounds like the cheek has already been turned a few times

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perdix 29

Sounds like a sequel to Stephen Hawking's "A Brief History of Time," except going into much greater depth probing the topic of black holes.

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JustinKirby 20

I had a substitute named Mr. Butts yesterday he would of loved this! Mr. Butts was the shit

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hannahsnyder69 16

He should be an ASStronaut since he likes Uranus so much

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Golden_Rydes 3

I hope he didn't have a chapter on Dark Matter. Eww!

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Shrouds 14

I'll take 12 copies please.

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WompWompWomp123 7

He must have ASSumed that you'd like it, butt I guess he was wrong.

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swaggalikethat 22

This would've been a great book if there wasn't such a hole in the plot. It really cracks the foundation of the story.

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gotaplanstan 28

all it's missing from being the greatest coffee table book ever is a donkey on the cover and a coupon for a free tube of lube on the centerfold

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iGiveNoDamn 14

Oh shit, the amount of puns on this page, makes this FML an instant favorite.

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incoherentrmblr 21

I'm the one who incoherently rambles...

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Ambient25 24

I don't know, I found the novel to be thrilling. I mean yes there was a gap, but I think the biggest twist was when the character traveled to Uranus and discovered a black hole, which caught our philanderer off guard. It went beyond belief that such a crack could exist in such a tight space, yet still pull such a large object into it. Giggity

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mFUNdo21 17

they've had enough anal sex for him to drop out of college and write a novel about?

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HelloooooNurse 20

He'll be the ass end of many a joke at any publishing firm.

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RarityRoyale 17

Sounds like he should have stayed in college

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onlychildFTW 33

He just sounds like an idiot. He probably would have failed anyways.

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StillUsesMyspace 22

He sounds like a keeper to me

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crazydave1998 6

ha!! i doubt a degree was in his future...probably well on his way to flunking

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beachygirl24 13

Tell him that will remain in history unless he gets his ass back in college.

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ZY1431 24

must of been painful to sit down and read the whole thing brief or not.

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MakeTodayADTR 20

I think he made me my Starbucks this morning too. Big day for him.

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Rainhawk94 27

What are you taking about

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Bradley_Dillon 39

Drop outs don't get good jobs.... They work at McDonalds, Tim Hortons (Canadian Duncan Donuts I believe...), starbucks, etc.

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snugglesMcGee199 23

I, too, don't understand what they are taking about.

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Pikawhore 21

Some college graduates can't get good jobs either.

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lisaroxmysoxx 16

Well you must be amazing if he feels so confident to drop out of college to write a novel about your ass.

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CobraLazerFace 21

If 50 Shades of Gray got popular, who knows? This might become the next big erotic book!

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maximus_prime 24

Fifty shades of brown doesn't have the same appeal.

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Sh3lbs 6

Thumb me down if needed but how clever #58 was has got to be acknowledged by more than a thumbs up!

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