Customers, Public freakouts, Cops and Work: Catering to idiots

Catering to idiots

By Anonymous - 27/03/2013 00:10 - United States - Pittsfield

Today, a man attempted to sue my business for giving him food poisoning. I make soap. When I called the cops on him for disturbing the peace, I was told, "Maybe next time you'll put 'not edible' on your label." FML

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By I'm the boss, not you - 26/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, after weeks of stealing lunch from one of my employees, he made a sandwich with canned cat food, soap, and something unimaginably spicy that caused me to spew all over my office and laptop. I fired him. Now everyone is treating me like a monster. FML

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You got lawyered

By fckmylife - 20/12/2016 19:47

Today, I found out that I'm being sued for posting on Facebook about a customer service experience with a local company. Even though we have witnesses, the owners of the store claim that we're lying about the whole thing and that we're "malicious". FML

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By fuckthisandfuckthatandfuckyoutoo - 28/07/2013 16:23 - United States

Today, I was preparing a customer's meal in my restaurant's kitchen, when I choked on my own saliva and went into a coughing fit. The head chef, who's always hated my guts, accused me of trying to hock a loogie into the meal and fired me on the spot. FML

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Get off my lawn!

By control your mutt! - 23/02/2022 22:00

Today, tired of people letting their dogs crap in my yard, I sprinkled an assortment of crushed peppers around my lawn as a deterrent. One dog went to do its business and had some sort of allergic reaction. Now its bitchy owner is threatening to sue me, and tried to have her daughter kick my ass. FML

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You deserved it 409

By Alice - 27/05/2011 05:46 - Australia

Today, I made a fresh juice for a customer. He called the cops because the juice was too acidic for him. He sat in a corner and waited for two hours for them to arrive. Obviously, they didn't turn up. So he yelled at me and left. FML

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You deserved it 3 192

Punk rock

By Shitfaced - 22/11/2022 12:00

Today, some punk tried the "flaming bag of dog poop" trick on me. I caught him in the act and smashed the unlit bag across his face. Now he's "traumatized" and wants to press charges. FML

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You deserved it 205

By KereKris - 01/12/2016 19:18

Today, I wrote a bad review for a pizza place after their pizza gave me food poisoning. Now, they won't stop calling me, begging me to take my review down in exchange for free pizza. I have tried to tell them that I wouldn't eat their pizza again even if I got paid to do so, but they won't listen. FML

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You deserved it 1 394

By DocKreso - 28/06/2013 21:59 - Croatia - Split

Today, I had to remove a glass bottle, complete with an ineffective pullstring, from a patient's rectum. He claimed that he'd accidentally sat on it, and later threatened to sue me for every penny if I breathed a word of it to anyone. Oops, looks like I just did. FML

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People gonna be people

By Anonymous - 13/01/2022 10:59

Today, I had to fix signs to a pond in the public park, stating that the water is not fit for drinking. Yes, this is after someone drank the water, became very sick, and successfully sued us for not having a sign up telling him the pond of mucky brown water with fish in isn’t fresh drinking water. FML

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You deserved it 98

By Anonymous - 05/06/2015 01:07 - United States - Elkhart

Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML

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KingDead 18

Wednesday 27 March 2013 9:06

Common sense; not so common

that1guyyy 12

Wednesday 27 March 2013 9:06

You should really clean up your act.

Comments

jdime209 2

Wednesday 27 March 2013 17:29

Maybe he thought it was a candy bar named "soap"

viper8608 9

Wednesday 27 March 2013 17:50

there should be a law exempting stupid people from being able to sue. and then remove all warning labels and have a cleansing of retards. maybe by the end the human race would be better off

Czech_Zidane 14

Wednesday 27 March 2013 18:16

You make SOAP, OP? SOAP??? S O A P ? ? ? Really? But if you really make SOAP, you should tell the customer something like "Well, mister, a soap is something, that helps you with cleaning your hands, you should not eat it!" ;-)

ViviMage 39

Wednesday 27 March 2013 19:24

If you make food scented or shaped soaps, yes. I see esty users mark the soap not edible. It's called a CYA.

goose12321 11

Wednesday 27 March 2013 21:51

It's a shame it didn't kill him, we could do with one less dumb ass like this. Ffs what an idiot. Better notify the power company, he'll probably sue them next for jamming scissors into the wall socket, or the water company for drowning himself in the sink.

charvisioku 22

Wednesday 27 March 2013 22:18

Put poison in it in future; natural selection.

Iceman226 17

Thursday 28 March 2013 1:37

Seriously? People will sue for anything now a days. As long as they don't actually have to work for "their" money. The legal system should establish consequences for those that bring up legal battles and lose.