Miscellaneous: Caught in 404p

Caught in 404p

By Tucker - 08/02/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover from last night. Last night, I snuck out and went to a party at a club. To hide my hangover, I cleaned myself up and walked into the kitchen to get a drink. My mother looked at me and said, "What's that on your wrist?" I'd forgotten I'd left the wristband on from the club. I'm already grounded. FML

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By WTF - 12/10/2012 23:00 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, I had to eat my breakfast in terrified silence, as my hungover mother staggered into the room, shouted at the kettle for not boiling fast enough, and after a few seconds, screamed that I'd sabotaged it. I'm now grounded for supposedly trying to fuck with her head. FML

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By AnastasiyaNicholas - 18/02/2012 14:20 - United States

Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML

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By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

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By sickbaby - 11/06/2011 13:06 - Singapore

Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and door. That's right, my door. They think that because I was stumbling and couldn't walk straight last night, I must have been out drinking. They know I suffer from chronic vertigo, but don't believe I was having an attack. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML

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Hank Pecker

By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 15:29 - United States - Richmond

Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By Noname - 14/03/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

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stebun 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:11

if your old enough to get into a club and get a wristbands to drink, I think you are too old to get grounded...

Ashle1gh 14

Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:10

YDI for going to a club, and of course being stupid enough to leave evidence.

Comments

cuty496 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:20

LMAO #119

Sekococo 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:31

your mom was at the same club as you or else she wouldn't ground base on a writsband.:D

perdix 29

Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:38

Are you Ke$ha? Is Ke$ha really a dude in drag?

xxprettydisaster 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 7:32

haha nice he woke up feeling like p-ditty...

Ajjas013 6

Tuesday 9 February 2010 17:53

Ke$ha or Lady GaGa? ...Or Miley?

mdc1114 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:41

i am 21+ years old and live with my mom who still grounds me, fml.

IDKILY 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:43

Total fail

broke_otaku 3

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:04

ydi for not being able to make up a lie it's just a wristband...say its to support something at school or from volunteering *i said school assuming youre not someone who's 21+ and still being grounded by your parents =.=

namhowell 6

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:26

So you're a grown man still being grounded by your patents or are you a kid with a fake id? either way YDI. If you look mature enough to fool the bouncer, then u should act it too. If you're a grown man than it's just sad sad.