Weird, Stalker, Facebook and Social Media: Caught in the act

Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 16:30 - Sweden

Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 22:00 - Canada

Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2016 06:10 - Australia - Sydney

Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML

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By Gary McBain - 14/01/2023 06:00

Today, whilst in the break room at work, a girl I don’t know walked into the room. She gave me a look of utter disgust, then turned and walked back out of the room. I was so shocked, I burst out laughing. FML

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Stalker vibes

By porkieworkie - 21/04/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, after getting off the phone with a girl I'm interested in, I parked on campus and ate my lunch in the car. As I was sitting there, she appeared out of nowhere and walked to her car. I was parked directly behind her car, sitting there like a creepy ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 21:37 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML

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Just a prank, bro!

By fail - 16/02/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 23:17 - United States

Today, I was at the library studying. There was a really cute guy across the room. I decided to play it cool and walk his way and grab some water. Right as I walked by, my body decided to let out the loudest fart. He laughed. I kept walking and asked my friend to grab my books. FML

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sharkster 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 12:08

haha. You should learn to do that shit in private

GenevieveL 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 12:10

Facebook 101: You NEVER Facebook stalk in public places. Or even when another person is in the room. Or with the door unlocked. That is extremely private business, left for the bedroom or a slumber party. YDI.

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Thoureau 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 23:25

For one thing, if this person was actually a stalker (which he evidently isn't, since looking at someone's Facebook isn't stalking), I really doubt that he'd unabashedly admit it like it's nothing. Another thing is that many people are so keen on accusing other people of stalking. If someone is pestering you by following you, staring at you from afar (aka undressing), and constantly sending you emails/phone calls, then they are stalking you.

Fabby_fml 2

Thursday 14 January 2010 23:33

You're not allowed to put up pictures on a public profile then complain when people look at them. If you didn't want anyone to look, why the **** did you put them up?! Far from stalking, if you ask me..

catferrer 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 23:41

stalker being stalked by the stalkee?

gobbledegook 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 23:47

wow shouldve done that at home

AyeOhChelsea 0

Friday 15 January 2010 0:25

Kinda creepy. But she sounds like a bitch...

jpest17 5

Friday 15 January 2010 1:15

this is not because he was stalking it probibly because he's just ughly and is disgusted that a ugly person looks her pics

thesunshotme 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:14

OMGZ you CREEPER!!1 How grosssss are u, why do u tihnk u cud just look at someone's FB like that?!?! Ewwwwwwwwwww! But seriously. This is a stupid FML. The girl must be some sort of head-up-her-ass princess, and I HATE it when people do stupid shit on the campus computers when some of us without laptops -fine, me- actually have work to do and things to print out. So, losers all around xD

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Friday 15 January 2010 3:47

You know I was actually wondering if it maybe wasn't that kind of thing that made her give him a disgusted look rather then the fact that he happened to be looking at her profile pictures. I mean I'd be pretty annoyed with someone who was looking up facebook on a campus computer when there are other people who might need that computer for actual homework. Then again this could be a case of not getting the whole story, perhaps it was not so much the fact that the OP was going through pictures of her but the fact that he was leering at pictures of her. It could have been that he had a disturbing expression on his face that disgusted her. Also she may not have the photo set as viewable to everyone, maybe it's set to friends of friends and he is on someone's buddy list who is actually her friend but not actually her friend. I have some photo's that I set up like that so that if someone I might know and like is already on a mutual friends facebook they can see that it is me and add me. Then again I don't put anything on my facebook or myspace that it would actually bother me for the general public to see.

zombiemuffins13 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:40

quite frankly, as far as im concerned your not a stalker. She added you on facebook. She put the photos up on a public site, so honestly u werent doing anything wrong. If shes so concerned that someone was looking at her photos she shouldnt have put them up

ellepee 0

Friday 15 January 2010 3:46

pretty sure you shouldn't facebook stalk people

Feverrotes 15

Friday 15 January 2010 4:25

There's nothing wrong with facebook stalking. Everyone that gets on facebook does it here and there. Looking at a person's pictures is enough to be considered stalking when discovered under the wrong circumstances. The girl was hot, he wanted to check her out, didn't have the guts to do it, so he jerked it to her pics instead. I don't see a problem.