Weird, Stalker, Facebook and Social Media: Caught in the act

Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 16:30 - Sweden

Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 22:00 - Canada

Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2016 06:10 - Australia - Sydney

Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML

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By Gary McBain - 14/01/2023 06:00

Today, whilst in the break room at work, a girl I don’t know walked into the room. She gave me a look of utter disgust, then turned and walked back out of the room. I was so shocked, I burst out laughing. FML

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Stalker vibes

By porkieworkie - 21/04/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, after getting off the phone with a girl I'm interested in, I parked on campus and ate my lunch in the car. As I was sitting there, she appeared out of nowhere and walked to her car. I was parked directly behind her car, sitting there like a creepy ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 21:37 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML

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Just a prank, bro!

By fail - 16/02/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 23:17 - United States

Today, I was at the library studying. There was a really cute guy across the room. I decided to play it cool and walk his way and grab some water. Right as I walked by, my body decided to let out the loudest fart. He laughed. I kept walking and asked my friend to grab my books. FML

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sharkster 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 12:08

haha. You should learn to do that shit in private

GenevieveL 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 12:10

Facebook 101: You NEVER Facebook stalk in public places. Or even when another person is in the room. Or with the door unlocked. That is extremely private business, left for the bedroom or a slumber party. YDI.

Comments

ProtoBuster_1 5

Thursday 14 January 2010 15:26

Soon as I read the first line, I knew this guy was a creepy, stalking loser even if he wasn't on Facebook. YDI 365 days a year, OP.

kablaamee 2

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:50

Seriously?! She obviously doesn't mind millions of people being able to see her dumbass drunk pics but if she SEES them looking it's a problem?? If the bitch is so sensitive about who sees her pics, don't put them where the entire world can see.

exquisite 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 15:52

Seek help.

Jackiess22 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 16:14

Hehehehehe, creeper.

Houndourpup 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 16:31

YDI For Facebook stalking. Now gtfo of fml and stalk that girl and leave us alone.

laur3nmae 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 17:22

That girl just sounds like a bitch. Everyone facebook stalks eachother thesedays, if you don't want people to look at your photos, don't put any up or don't have a facebook.

MrJentipede 2

Thursday 14 January 2010 18:03

Hahahaha, yeah man I always have the paranoia that the girl I'm stalking will see so I make precautions; guess you gotta find another one.

BritishHobo 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 18:37

I guess if they don't know each other it would like pretty weird if she just caught him going through her pictures.

meisangry2 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 18:42

gd luck tryin to get her or any 1 she nos in the future

Giddens 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 19:05

i find it irritating that people think its weird or creepy or what ever, to look at somebody's pictures on facebook. if you don't want people to look at them, then don't put them on facebook! and if you have your profile set to public, and you don't want randomers to look at it, then change the setting! or its your own fault isn't it.

AGGoddess 2

Thursday 14 January 2010 19:13

#36 is completely right. If she doesn't want complete strangers looking at her pics or profile, she should set it to private or not put them up at all.