Sex, Embarrassing and Wanker: Caught in the act - FML

Caught in the act

By urmommmm - 22/08/2009 16:25 - United States

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Today, it was my birthday. My parents came into my room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do you know what fifteen year-olds do at midnight? FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2021 13:59 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 97

By Saphira - 11/11/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, my dad's girlfriend threw me a birthday party and all the gifts, decorations, and the cake were according to my age, which they thought was 12. I turned 13 today. FML

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You deserved it 8 076

Hush, Mother

By Anonymous - 06/07/2024 22:00 - United States - Reno

Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML

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You deserved it 1 066

By TooShort - 03/05/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML

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You deserved it 8 612

By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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You deserved it 3 420

By soliveyerlife - 21/03/2009 09:35 - United States

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML

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You deserved it 128 105

By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 04:17

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

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You deserved it 18 376

Happy Birthday baby!

By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 18:02 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML

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You deserved it 97

By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 15:29 - United States - Denver

Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 517

You deserved it 3 459

By 00bsg - 21/12/2013 15:46 - United States - Salem

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 104

You deserved it 4 339

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Top comments

aznboytellem 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 21:03

WERE U PLAYIN POKEMANZ?

tyhillman 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 20:57

Ha at least it was dark, either way sucks for you

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Dickninja 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 23:32

haHA thats ******* hillarious dude. And really sucks for you man So you were turning 16? Or 15?

Dickninja 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 23:34

O and btw... Im 16 and i smoke weed at all times of the day. So he could have been doing that.

YouKnowJosh 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 3:15

Wow you're so cool. I wish my life was a train wreck waiting to happen.

Camy123_fml 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 23:41

I think our a really cool dude (: i feel liek meeting you!

3141592653589793 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 23:41

First off it's not as clear as you'd think... I didn't know if it was a he or a she, y'know? If it was a she there might've been a guy there but if he'd said "15-year old boys do..." that would have made a lot of sense. There are other things teens do at night also... he could have been doing any number of teenage-inappropriate things.

amonymous1234 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 23:44

It says that it's a "man." Look at the gender of the person next to the nickname when reading the FMLs.

Nick402 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 23:46

What's with all the YDIs? He's a 15-year-old who jacks off. How out of the ordinary is that? Though I'll bet some people figured he meant sex because so many people are doing it when they're pretty young now.

shadowvone 4

Saturday 22 August 2009 23:48

"Do you know what fifteen year olds do at midnight?" I don't know, maybe do better things than wank off at night?

natsumosam92 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 23:49

WERE YOU JAZZERCIZING??

inthemiddle 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 6:20

I LOVE YOU!!

LinsKitty 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 21:38

Nah, he was JIZZercizing. :3

Spaz0matic69 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 23:54

Hahaha, this is one of the best I've read in a while

ZombieKnickers_fml 8

Saturday 22 August 2009 23:56

...When I was fifteen I either listened to music to help get some sleep or did some drawing at that time. Not fiddle with myself. Must have been awkward.

arf822 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 23:57

Haha its really funny because its my bday is today and i turned 15 too!!! :)

wingedspiritus 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 2:27

omai.

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Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML

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Today, my son is so naive that he didn’t notice that a company he interviewed for basically used him as free labour during a 3 day “skills assessment period”, after which he didn’t even get the job. Even after I explained to him they'd used him for 3 days free grunt work, he still didn’t understand. FML

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Today, my mom admitted that her story about my dad leaving us for his current wife was a lie. He left when he caught her with a coworker. She blocked his number and got a restraining order to keep him from telling his side of the story. I haven't talked to my dad for six years because of this. FML

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Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML

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Today, my husband picked up and threw a hammer which smashed a hole in the plastic side of the conservatory, that daylight and rain can now get through, all because he “thought” he saw a mouse, which turned out to be one of my fluffy slippers half hidden under a chair. FML

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Today, we had a get together for work at a restaurant I've never heard of. After spending all week trying to make a good impression on my new boss and co-workers, I showed up in a pair of shorts and a Star Wars T-Shirt. Turns out it was one of the fanciest restaurants in town. FML

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You deserved it 53 339

Today, due to me not looking, I accidentally bit an apple made of styrofoam that was meant to be a part of a display on the kitchen table. My roommates were there and me not wanting to embarrass myself by putting it back, I walked out, apple in hand, to throw it away elsewhere. FML

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Today, I was at a stoplight when a guy rear-ended me going 40mph due to texting and driving. The lady in front of me ended up getting bumped by my car, totaling my car and leaving a scratch on her bumper. She refused to call an ambulance. I ended up with a mild concussion and sprained neck. FML

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