Sex, Embarrassing and Wanker: Caught in the act - FML

Caught in the act

By urmommmm - 22/08/2009 16:25 - United States

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Today, it was my birthday. My parents came into my room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do you know what fifteen year-olds do at midnight? FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2021 13:59 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML

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By Saphira - 11/11/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, my dad's girlfriend threw me a birthday party and all the gifts, decorations, and the cake were according to my age, which they thought was 12. I turned 13 today. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2024 22:00 - United States - Reno

Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML

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You deserved it 1 066

By TooShort - 03/05/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML

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By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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You deserved it 3 420

By soliveyerlife - 21/03/2009 09:35 - United States

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML

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You deserved it 128 105

By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 04:17

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

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Happy Birthday baby!

By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 18:02 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML

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You deserved it 97

By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 15:29 - United States - Denver

Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML

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You deserved it 3 459

By 00bsg - 21/12/2013 15:46 - United States - Salem

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML

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Top comments

aznboytellem 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 21:03

WERE U PLAYIN POKEMANZ?

tyhillman 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 20:57

Ha at least it was dark, either way sucks for you

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fergiesman 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 21:54

OP was masturbating

bulletwings 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 21:54

Ahah, people are stupid if they dont get this.

Squidtank 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 21:55

i dont get how people dont get what OP is talking about

JayXL14 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 21:56

UFO

xBIGD525 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 22:05

I'm guessing that you meant "YDI" and got auto corrected

LinsKitty 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 21:33

ahahaha super fail XD

RideOorDiee 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 21:57

Reading??? Thats what i do!!! :]

wyld3fyr3 3

Sunday 23 August 2009 0:14

ummm... *coughs* yes yes yes that is what i also do too... i read the articles

possumisawesome 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 1:01

lol I read till 2 am sometimes... but I'm not 15 :o

bibbit 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 22:01

no, what?

ImFree17 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 22:44

Well I understood what he meant right off the bat.. @ OP.. What did your parents "surprise" you with? Or atleast what were they going to surprise you with? lol.

Cassieee_fml 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 22:07

lmfaoo oh god, now you know , wait till its much later at night :O lol happy birthday :D

notcoolperson 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 1:46

above comment is a legend.

MusicAddict321 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 2:46

Hahahah #90 Made meh laugh.

kirbyfan23 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 22:10

Hey. I'm 15 and I don't do the dirty at midnight. usually I'm watching TV. I do the dirty at 2:00 ;D JK but seriously don't generalize that all 15 year-olds do that. 'Cuz I don't.

Than_fml 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 22:48

You're one person. and yes it is generally 15 yr olds do it.

genius_man16 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 22:14

This FML sucks so bad. There are a million things you could have been doing. Maturbating, having sex, looking at ****, ******* your cat, clipping your toenails, eating birthday cake. I mean what the ****? Just say what they caught you doing you stupid son of a bitch.

LinsKitty 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 21:34

******* your cat?? what the hell? hahaha! XD

Chfanfiction 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 22:14

Yeah, I'm a 15-year-old and I never **********. I'm too busy sleeping.

tycrystar 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 23:12

i couldnt agree more nd yeah im a girl too nd i understood when i first read it too

TheLetterZero 7

Sunday 23 August 2009 20:59

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