Caught in the act

By urmommmm - 22/08/2009 16:25 - United States

Spicy
Today, it was my birthday. My parents came into my room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do you know what fifteen year-olds do at midnight? FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 346
You deserved it 25 417

Same thing different taste

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tyhillman 0

Ha at least it was dark, either way sucks for you

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Some might think he was masturbating... I myself think he was actually watching ****. Generally movie channels like Golden and TNT transmit **** late at night so it might explain my theory. Either way, it sucks your parents busted you man! They should be more considerate, because probably they wanted to wake you up, and it still might suck that you got sleep deprivation.

Well if he was watching ****, I thinks it's save to say he was also spankin' it.

Cloudy_fml 0

I don't see why those would be mutually exclusive... He may very well have been doing both.

rabidbacon 0

Is your penis a Mogwai or something? Don't beat it after midnight.

I hate seeing FMLs by all of these people who say they get walked in on when they're doing something sexual, either with a partner or by themselves. Three words of advice: LOCK YOUR DOOR!!

My dad has a key to the lock on my door. And every other door in the house. Maybe the OP's did too.

Hgielad_720 0

Or maybe there was no lock. My room doesn't have a lock, and neither does my brother's.

playfuldesk 0

People are stupid. He was cranking that wank

lol how do people still not get it but ya that sucks

theblondeone 16

I just turned 15 today too :]

vermillionlove 0

i know what you meant but you should be more specific P:

thequeenofbeauty 0