Caught in the act

By urmommmm - 22/08/2009 16:25 - United States

Spicy
Today, it was my birthday. My parents came into my room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do you know what fifteen year-olds do at midnight? FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 346
You deserved it 25 417

Same thing different taste

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tyhillman 0

Ha at least it was dark, either way sucks for you

Comments

What do they do at midnight?? Playing with Hannah Montana toys??

Yes I do, cuz I do it everyday. And Fail for your parents not waiting till at least after sunrise.

lollipops321 0

im pretty sure "dat da bitches his AGE would like dat." lol but seriously, do you expect him to get like a 23 year old??

Da bitches, at that age, also have no money, live at home, have acne, and possibly wear braces. But then, they just go for older, "cooler" guys in such cases. Maybe OP should go for younger girls who idolize him simply for being older. Besides, maybe he DOES have a girlfriend. For all you guys know, he was masturbating thinking about the kinky birthday sex they had. :)

STVader 0

can I ****** quote you? because that shit was damn accurate and amusing to boot. ya i just said that

Is it... sleep? That's what I did at midnight no matter what age I was unless I was chatting it up w/ someone I liked.

People saying lock your door...man atleast he has a door, I slammed mine after an arguement and cracked the wood around the hinges, then when I opened it...it fell on me. Either way not really fml, it'll only be awkward for a week.

katie228 1

oo, that sucks! But my birthday is today too and i turned fifteen too! weird

kindofgocrazy 0

You deserve it for not locking your door, if that wasn't an option, you should've gone into the bathroom so you could lock the door, or at least listen for someone else in the house to wake up (assuming everyone else was asleep, it would've been quiet in your house).

SP63_fml 0

Oh come on, I can't be the only person who does taxes at midnight.

invisiblerabbit 0

well hopefully your parents gave you a lock (on your door) foe your birthday. lol. seriously though, teenage years are for you to go through endless humiliation, to make yourself a man later on in life.. too many times have gone by where i have been caught with Porno running on my computer and parents walking in.. ;)

I heard that somewhere too, and I was kind of shocked lol. I don't **********. Having me inside myself really turns me off. :

SP63_fml 0

Taxes? That's what I'm doing at midnight.