Intimacy: Caught red-handed

Caught red-handed

By caught - 09/01/2012 00:43 - United States

Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML

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By Andrew - 24/09/2010 10:22 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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Lock your doors

By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 00:14

Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML

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Play it cool

By Fraser - 08/03/2012 19:03 - Canada

Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

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Arse!

By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML

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By Isabell - 06/02/2010 05:31 - Australia

Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 29/03/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML

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You deserved it 845

By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 05:28 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML

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By Cynical - 30/03/2009 03:49 - United States

Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML

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Keep your wits about you

By Rawr - 30/12/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I was really horny after some dirty texts from my boyfriend. Since everyone seemed to be sleeping, I closed my eyes and started to touch myself. I was really close to climaxing when I opened my eyes and made eye contact with my mother staring at me as I was masturbating. FML

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You deserved it 11 684

Late reaction

By fuck - 22/01/2020 14:00 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML

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You deserved it 665

blondie1208 17

Monday 9 January 2012 3:41

so how did the conversation with grandma go?

ZebulonPike 8

Monday 9 January 2012 3:40

Owned!

Comments

AnnieHodge03 0

Monday 9 January 2012 3:43

Grandma must be proud.

Amrel 10

Monday 9 January 2012 3:44

What a jerk! She is going to make the next conversation with your granny hard! If your granny was there she would have beat you till you walked with a limp!

Anglar 5

Monday 9 January 2012 3:48

lol that was such a long stupid line of puns that it's actually funny. nice one.

redrumbear 9

Monday 9 January 2012 5:22

A limp like a pimp?

hero93 6

Tuesday 10 January 2012 0:39

I think OP wants to be beat though.

PurpleChica9 0

Monday 9 January 2012 3:44

Well if your bored and watching TV maybe next time try something else...

Amrel 10

Monday 9 January 2012 3:48

When i first saw your picture i laughed my ass off, i dont know why its so funny

L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

Monday 9 January 2012 12:36

Drake? Josh? Hug me brother! Oh, I loved that show :)

AlaskanEskimo34 0

Monday 9 January 2012 3:44

************ is nothing new for parents to catch their kids doing, I'd just worry about not getting grandma's cookies next visit.

mxpklx 12

Monday 9 January 2012 6:29

I see what you did there...

Pelreskovich 11

Monday 9 January 2012 3:45

Well that makes your next visit to your grandmother that much more awkward. Most people have touched themselves at some point, but most are more sly. Good luck OP!