Intimacy: Caught wet-handed

Caught wet-handed

By Anonymous - 23/10/2015 20:10 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I walked in on my best friend with his hand down my girlfriend's pants and her moaning for him to "keep going." She had the brass balls to claim she had a "tummy ache" and that he was just rubbing her stomach better. I may be a total dumbass, but I'm not THAT stupid. FML

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You deserved it 2 491

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 04:04 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate. In a dim-witted attempt to cover up, my best friend proclaimed, "This isn't what it looks like!" I might have given him the benefit of the doubt, had he not still been inside my girlfriend at the time. FML

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By barf - 06/02/2015 23:00 - Ireland

Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML

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You deserved it 3 273

By aranya - 14/06/2012 22:51 - Netherlands - Hengevelde

Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML

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By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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You deserved it 3 896

By Anonymous - 27/03/2018 22:00 - United States - Papillion

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me with my best friend. He actually had the balls to say her leg was asleep and he was trying to wake it up. FML

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You deserved it 361

By YES I MEAN *EX* GIRLFRIEND - 17/08/2015 20:14 - Canada

Today, to prove that my girlfriend is a "total skank", my best friend seduced her and showed me the video he secretly filmed of it. FML

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You deserved it 3 467

By levi69 - 18/05/2011 16:03 - United States

Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML

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You deserved it 4 728

By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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You deserved it 679

Alexa, play "Asleep" by The Smiths

By Anonymous - 01/10/2019 12:00

Today, I woke up to my best friend laying next to me vigorously touching herself. She thought I was asleep. FML

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You deserved it 223

No kinkshaming, but come on…

By nobody - 01/07/2023 00:02

Today, my girlfriend's best friend started coming on to me. I was appalled, and told her she was a terrible friend. My girlfriend jumped out of nowhere and started crying. Apparently, her kink is watching her best friend and boyfriend fuck, and she's now mad I didn't go for it. What the fuck? FML

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You deserved it 210

ZelmaSlayer 30

Saturday 24 October 2015 8:26

Your best friend's about to get a ******** ache that she'll have to rub better, right?

cheeeksss 29

Saturday 24 October 2015 8:31

I'll never understand the logic behind cheating. Why not just leave the person if you want to be with someone else? Move on from them. You don't need people like that in your life.

Comments

lill02 6

Saturday 24 October 2015 20:24

Not worth your time, both of them.

jeffrey1992 10

Saturday 24 October 2015 21:00

I hope you dumped her after that if she can lie in front of you its best to find someone better that's worth your time & effort that won't lie to your face & cheat

AggieMike77 12

Saturday 24 October 2015 23:21

Bye to both!

Rintarok5 29

Sunday 25 October 2015 1:00

Give em both a nice kick to the crotch goodbye so they can go rub each other better

rojoesydney 6

Sunday 25 October 2015 3:45

They probably thought "yeah that sounds logical" in there heads!

void669 4

Sunday 25 October 2015 4:42

Fits with most of the people from New Brunswick I've met

hektek 11

Sunday 25 October 2015 4:48

Both of them would have an ache when I was done!

xTommytheGUNx 15

Sunday 25 October 2015 6:55

my ex dumped me with a text a week before xmas turns out that she was telling everyone she was single and cheating on me and the only reason she was dating me was because i bought her gifts all the time. found out that my 2 cousins that are sisters and went to her school told her to tell me the truth right before she dumped me then they told me. thats why they a sisters to me