Caught

By Boredom - 26/01/2009 21:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML
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MisterJD 0

Gravity - you fought the law, and the law won.

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Inkspell 2

wait-wtf? why is barely anyone messing with this guy about an attempt at giving himself a *******, that's...friggen disgusting..wth? some of you even ask how to do it and ..wtf?! Well.. i'm only 15..so i woudn't know..but jebus guys, what the blazing balls.

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Pommegranate182 0

Dude, suck your own penis? Like that's even possible. You totally deserve it, although I do feel pretty sad I wasn't there to see all of this happening. :D

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Lufferkinz 0

My brother used to be able to do it a little bit, but now he can't. He said it's like scratching your own back, it satisfys but it doesn't feel as good.

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rockon4life 2

highly doubt that

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missawesome16 0

soo Ur so desperate u need to give Ur self a BJ WOOOOW that's sad FYL OP

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jawman 0

I heard that some guy removed 2 sets if his own ribs so that he could suck is own shlong

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jawman 0

I thought he was a chick when I was young

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brittp 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! that's some funny shit right there!!

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mjcurreri198 0

I want to know too, I want to see how it feels!!

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mylifepwnz 0

why the Frick would u do that?

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