Caught

By Boredom - 26/01/2009 21:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML
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MisterJD 0

Gravity - you fought the law, and the law won.

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Inkspell 2

wait-wtf? why is barely anyone messing with this guy about an attempt at giving himself a *******, that's...friggen disgusting..wth? some of you even ask how to do it and ..wtf?! Well.. i'm only 15..so i woudn't know..but jebus guys, what the blazing balls.

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ImTheAlpha 30

Why is everybody hating on the guy for trying to suck himself?

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BigSexy123 11

Christ, you people are judgmental pricks. So he tried something you find off-putting. Is it against the law? No. Does it violate human rights? No. It was an experiment he tried that just didn't work out. Like you people have never done anything that others may frown upon. Screw you.

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insomniac8400 13

there is no way in which you did not deserve this.

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day624 14

Im dying of laughter over here!!!!!!

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moe1982 2

You are a sick man!

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dantee2005 33

Why don't people lock door when they do some crazy shit. And I'm gonna ignore sucking urself part

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kandifantasy 5

safe to say the wrong head got attention

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Iris_River 15

So.. You ask your mom to never bring it up... Aaaand now it's on FML... Where everyone on here can see it.. That's worse than having your mom bring it up again.

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