Caught

By Boredom - 26/01/2009 21:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML
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MisterJD 0

Gravity - you fought the law, and the law won.

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Inkspell 2

wait-wtf? why is barely anyone messing with this guy about an attempt at giving himself a *******, that's...friggen disgusting..wth? some of you even ask how to do it and ..wtf?! Well.. i'm only 15..so i woudn't know..but jebus guys, what the blazing balls.

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Comments

courk94 6

Are you really serious ? 8-O Why would you do that in the first place ?! WTF ?

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courk94 6

Is your sex life so sad to the extend that you have to blow yourself ?? SICKO !!

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Revelati0nz 3

let me get this straight...you ask your mom to never speak of it again, but then you proceed to post it on the internet?? you're a ******* idiot...

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Ressamies 6

I once tried if i could do it (I din't actually suck it, but I checked if I could, if I wanted to) and it seems I could do it if I wanted to, but lol, it would just be weird to suck your own dick.

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chas15fire 0

Yeah he did. My friends brother did that.

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Irakli_1 27

YOU totally deserved it you ******* freak. That's a ******* wrong thing to do ******* anomalistii-like-ass-hole.

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kdh2329 1

1) You can't count 2) You can't count 3) You can't count 4) You can't count 5) YOU FAILED 6) Learn how to count

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