Celebrate good times come on!

By badplacerightnow - 13/10/2014 14:15 - United States - Frisco

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Today, it's the first birthday of the condom in my pocket. FML
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pureportedpear 27

Look on the bright side, you are atleast not getting an unwanted child...

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rockbandaddict85 22

time to replace it, most likely gone bad, no longer effective. on another note, it sucks that's it's been at least a year since you saw any action. sorry op :(

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Enslaved 36

Just turn it into a birthday ballon! At least something has a chance of getting popped!

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minesbiggerr 25

Epic win :) Edit: dont know if you meant that to come across as a virgin joke :/

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Scotticus117 11

It's actually bad to keep a condom in your pocket for that long. Throw it out cuz it's likely worn out now

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littleteapot 21

You think thats bad? 5 of mine just expired.

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Helvanica 22

why don't you try to make an FML about it.

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littleteapot 21

I already have one published FML. I won't be greedy lol

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Liamj774 36

Well the condoms birthday is the only thing that's sucks, huh?

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mycondolences2u 7

keeping condoms in your pocket isn't good for them. Not in a wallet either. That one is probably no good now anyway.

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Arot6 17

Ooh. Don't use it. After a year in your pocket (bad environment), you could end up with a break.

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3molliver3 16

I would say blow out the candle, but I guess blowing is all you've been getting.

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