Celebrate good times come on!

By badplacerightnow - 13/10/2014 14:15 - United States - Frisco

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Today, it's the first birthday of the condom in my pocket. FML
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pureportedpear 27

Look on the bright side, you are atleast not getting an unwanted child...

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rockbandaddict85 22

time to replace it, most likely gone bad, no longer effective. on another note, it sucks that's it's been at least a year since you saw any action. sorry op :(

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vikky538 28

time to blow the condom and get a new one.

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Zebediabolical 39

I hope it's that rubber's last birthday. Throw it away or make a water bomb and replace it with a new one. In other news, you can get slimline hard cases for condoms so they don't get rubbed into uselessness. Get one of those if you want to keep your jimmies for more than a year.

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Axelo 11

Plotwist, he's been having unprotected sex this whole time.

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Bi_ShrDiWun 10

"Circ, Circ, Circular Impression. Leading to a state of depression..."

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Chazzzor 10

Get a new one - they don't last forever.

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DogeMan 14

Well this is kind of weird but happy birthday?

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NellieeNell 18

Happy birthday to your condom! Lol

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pere 11

Today should also be it's funeral. Time for a new one and for it to not stay in your pocket.

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