Celebrate good times come on!

By badplacerightnow - 13/10/2014 14:15 - United States - Frisco

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Today, it's the first birthday of the condom in my pocket. FML
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pureportedpear 27

Look on the bright side, you are atleast not getting an unwanted child...

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rockbandaddict85 22

time to replace it, most likely gone bad, no longer effective. on another note, it sucks that's it's been at least a year since you saw any action. sorry op :(

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Muffinypowers 19

At least you're not getting STDs or anything, right? Sleeping with a lot of people isn't a good idea, so know you're doing better than many.

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whoviancutie 9

At least it's not the first birthday of your unwanted child!

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ChristinePi 36

Never keep condoms in your pocket for extended periods of time. Your body heat breaks down hoe effective it can be. Good thing you haven't used it yet.

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Luna08_fml 8

wow i don't know weather to laugh or cry

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Akouseur 7

Probably a good thing since you see to be ignorant about how to keep a condom to make sure they WORK.

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missblove 17

Funny how the one who can't catch a simple spelling error is calling the OP ignorant! There is a reason they give you a chance to edit, buddy, haha! *Seem

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Akouseur 7

Are you serious? You're serious? One tiny little mistake. And I got downvoted for THAT? God you people are ******* elitists *****. Goodbye.

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ericjprs 3

You really should throw it away, if it expires it might bring you something you don't want

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screwedtilldeath 6

throw it out. they deteriorate in your pocket you don't want that sucker to burst.

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