Money, Cars and Transportation: Charity

Charity

By fail - 26/04/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I worked a carwash as a fundraiser. Being nice, I figured I'd bring my car, get it washed, and donate some money. When it was my car's turn to be washed, everyone was conveniently busy washing other cars. My car was in front and needed to be washed and moved. I paid $10 to wash my own car. FML

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You deserved it 11 458

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By spaaaarta - 25/07/2016 20:17

Today, I was washing my car, and I decided to be kind and to wash my elderly neighbor's car. As it turns out, her sunroof was open. FML

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You deserved it 12 548

By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 11:06 - United States

Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML

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You deserved it 61 017

Cars and cards

By Anonymous - 30/04/2021 18:30 - United States - Johnstown

Today, I took my car through the automated wash. I was too close to swipe my card, so the attendant reached for it and somewhere between our hands, the card fell into the grate and down a small crack 10ft into nasty water. The whole car wash was shut down to pull the massive grate up. It took about 2 hours. FML

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You deserved it 160

By Anonymous - 21/05/2013 06:31 - United States - Kokomo

Today, at work, my boss made me go outside and wash people's cars for free. I work at Verizon. FML

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You deserved it 4 446

By dave - 27/10/2009 15:36 - United States

Today, I took a trip to Wal-Mart. There's a car wash that they conveniently built right outside of this Wal-Mart. So as I was leaving, I decided to make use of this car wash, not even thinking about the $200 worth of groceries I had just purchased. I drive a pick-up truck. FML

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You deserved it 68 639

Humblebrag?

By P…… - 31/01/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I wanted to give my car a quick wash, to get the salt and road grime off. My girlfriend lodged herself up my ass and decided that we should deep-clean all four of our cars, then screamed at me when I didn't show enough enthusiasm. FML

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You deserved it 456

By ptarr12345 - 14/05/2015 04:26 - United States - Lancaster

Today, my little cousin was helping me wash my car. After scrubbing all the dirt, I gave him the hose and said, "Okay, now rinse off this disgusting thing." He turned the hose on me. FML

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You deserved it 6 752

By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML

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You deserved it 65 448

Saved!

By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 22:00 - United States - Portland

Today, in order to save money, instead of going to the car wash, I decided to wash my car at home. While sponging the roof, I slipped on the soapy driveway and ended up sliding under the car, getting soaked and covered in suds. My neighbor saw the whole thing and couldn't stop laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 371

You deserved it 149

By lanaoftherey - 02/06/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML

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You deserved it 15 983

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Sunday 26 April 2009 16:06

It's for charity so it didn't all go to waste. Washing your car really isn't that bad either.

cb73_fml 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:06

you donated $10 to a good cause though...

Comments

audereyy 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 18:18

it was charity so whatever. yeah it kinda sucks, but your life is not ******.

BobLaw616 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 18:19

YDI. FYL.

juggyjones 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 18:30

boo hoo.

LolCows 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 18:33

OMFG YUR LIEF IZ TOTE RUINDEDEDEDED $10 TO CHARITY!@!!@!#!!!!!!!11

Heidi_fml 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 18:33

And wasn't that the point....? Fail.

beyondperception 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 18:43

You can't exactly say they were "conveniently" washing other cars. You can't assume that. NO FML FOR YOU!

Caden 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 18:52

Oh, I'm SURE it was a TRAGEDY and you won't be able to get it up for weeks from the depression of having to wash your own car.

carolizzle712 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 19:02

this is a fail of an fml. you would have washed another car anyway, what's the difference? and 3 and 4 can go to hell.

bobbyfisher15 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 19:05

um i think i know this person and if i do it was for relay for life. and the other car we were washing had like 50 billion bugs encrusted on it. so it took like 10 people to wash.

stfuminjakid 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 19:30

It's alright...once I was helping my cousin's police cadet battalion wash cars and his retarded sergeant purposely put DISH soap in the buckets to 'save money'. He said what the customers don't know won't hurt 'em.