By spoony - 19/01/2009 05:32 - Australia

Today, while on a date with the guy of my dreams, I cut my tongue so bad it bled for an hour. I managed to cut it on the plastic spoon from my coffee. FML
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Phobic_fml 14

if you manage to cut yourself with a spoon, I hope you don't handle knives often.

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jd133 0

Aww, that makes me sad to even think about, so awk :/

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NeatNit 32

Honestly, the cheap spoons are more dangerous than they sound.

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Druu 53

That plastic spoon tasted oddly metallic.

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Cadle90 0

at least if you get married you can tell your kids i cut my tongue for your father lol

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alex_vik 0

You're supposed to take the spoon out of the coffee... I'm surprised you're not half blind.

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mellowyellowww 0

you were trying to be sexy while licking your spoon, weren't you ;] if so you deserved it if not, i'm so sorry..that really really sucks. :{

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Phobic_fml 14

if you manage to cut yourself with a spoon, I hope you don't handle knives often.

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sevbaby 0

that would suck. i hurt myself easily, too. when i sprained my ankle, i had the genius idea of going up the stairs with them. i actually made it. but then, i had to go down the stairs, and ... let's just say i ended up with an even worse foot and a bruised elbow and knee. maybe that will make you feel better. (:

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BBkid 0

GREAT GOING, GENIUS :D

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clairdnj 0

No pussy eating for you ;)

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