Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Charming

Charming

By lagirl - 09/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML

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You deserved it 70 374

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2019 22:00

Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 175

You deserved it 1 228

By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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You deserved it 37 458

By Anonymous - 26/01/2013 17:20 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 367

You deserved it 47 334

By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

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You deserved it 7 596

By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 05:55 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

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You deserved it 8 827

By bigmistake - 24/12/2011 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

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You deserved it 17 969

Hammertime

By lynn_27 - 02/05/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML

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You deserved it 322

First and last date

By hairless by death - 13/08/2013 16:07 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML

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You deserved it 4 241

By sasquatch - 08/09/2012 04:03 - United States - Katonah

Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 763

You deserved it 33 658

**** that guy (not literally)

By Anonymous - 09/09/2022 20:30

Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 193

You deserved it 281

captainyamhamjam 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 12:07

there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving

allyleigh 0

Monday 6 December 2010 4:56

oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.

Comments

greengreta 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 0:11

And furthermore, I think my wrinkles, sagging boobs and stretch marks speak louder of my age and maturity than a batch of ugly pubic hair.

lightedlotus 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 0:42

I love you #5. Nice to know there are guys out there who don't follow absurd double standards...

sadlittleboy 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 1:55

if it gets to be a jungle, shave that shit. most guys trim their pubes every once in a while so it doesnt get that long. and i think nowadays most girls shave it too. from now on i call you "lion mane"

sahara89 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:07

#5 is the best. Nice to know there are still some decent guys out there. PUSSY IS PUSSY, IDIOTS! As long as it's clean, it's all good.

heheh_fml 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 3:47

Here's your red flag: "He invited me over to make dinner at his place." Why didn't he make dinner for you? You were his guest!

crocko101 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 3:48

FREAKIN SHAVE!!!! Any guy in his right mind will only **** shaved *******!!

Ginjar420 0

Friday 19 June 2009 8:07

Ok kiddo, if your a girl or a guy you better be shaving to. Or your sexist. A girl has the right to do what she wants she ALREADY has to fit a standered of being "hot, sexy, skinny, big boobed" etc. She doesn't have to worry about pervs.

dgafprincess90 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 4:24

lmao! @ # 19 i give you props thats funny shit yo

j1026 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 4:49

HAHAHAHHAHA as my bestfriend tells me "How do you expect someone to eat it if it's not shaved?" LOL!

Time2growup 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 6:46

get over yourself 282...

fullcarbon54 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 6:53

One last thing I'll say: you can say all you want about you big bush, but I can guarantee you noting you will say can change the fact that virtually no guy will do it with you as long as it's around. The unspoken law stands that if you're gonna get laid the shave. Trim will do too, but it better be a TRIM!