Cheapskate

By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 17:03 - United States - Gladewater

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Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
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Welshite 39

Babies are more expensive. Just sayin'.

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tehdarkness 21

Time to split the cost perhaps?

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alwaysmalia 12

Thats a lie.. He doesnt want to have sex with you.

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rflurry94 6

better than going raw and getting pregnant

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1moreagain 4

Good excuse not to have sex with someone..... when you are not attracted to them. lol

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1moreagain 4

Hell ya! pull out method works like a champ. they could play, just the tip at the same time. Lol.

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kiaora_fml 11

Most men (and women) will find a way to buy condoms or get them for free from health clinics just to get laid, sorry OP but maybe he is just not into you :(

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Steel_BZ 8

Ppl still use those?

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TXfmylifer 10

Only one of the three doors gets you pregnant. Try the other two.

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nitrog100 21

If you really care, why don't YOU buy condoms? I'm allergic to latex, so condoms are over $2 a pop for me.

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