Sex, Threesome and Intimacy: Check before crossing

Check before crossing

By Randy Savage - 02/02/2009 16:29 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude, how could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guy's name. FML

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You deserved it 71 340

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Same thing different taste

By emi - 03/04/2016 17:18 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 340

You deserved it 2 756

Hard no, thanks

By 3rd wheel, 2nd dick - 26/07/2018 06:00

Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 651

You deserved it 2 753

By sadness1992 - 06/11/2012 18:07 - United States - San Diego

Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 081

You deserved it 4 241

Third wheel

By wallflower - 10/09/2009 06:25 - United States

Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 261

You deserved it 41 204

New horizons

By did I wake up in a porn? - 15/07/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, out of a desire for revenge, I went over and confronted the girl my boyfriend cheated with. Somehow, we ended up in bed together. Worse, she's amazing. I'm now seriously considering asking if we can be a throuple. FML

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You deserved it 655

By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 08:00 - Australia

Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML

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You deserved it 40 966

Be careful what you fantasize for

By Anonymous - 19/08/2024 07:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I finally convinced my husband of 8 years to partake in a threesome with a guy who works with me, and for whom I have developed feelings. Everything was going well until, in the heat of the moment, my husband started performing oral sex on my colleague. I can't face either of them now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 94

You deserved it 1 173

By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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You deserved it 679

Worst threesome ever

By Anonymous - 06/03/2021 11:02

Today, I finally got pulled into a threesome with the girl I've loved for years and another friend. She led the interaction with, "You only get to touch her" then, "I just wish [her ex] was here" and finished with, "OK, it's weird with you here, you can just go." FML

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You deserved it 267

Spare wheel

By Anonymous - 19/05/2020 14:00

Today, an ex of mine told me she wanted a threesome. This was great until I realised I wasn't included. FML

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You deserved it 453

_incredulous 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 8:02

She owes you nothing. Best leave threesomes out of relationships. May cause friction and insecurity

runmymouth 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 21:24

Well duh Alex is a unisex name.

Comments

tatababe 1

Monday 18 July 2011 4:29

so did u hav fun??)

justplainsweet 2

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:51

really? you didn't know alex is a boys name too?? alexander the great? hello.. retard.

rawrzorz17 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 23:32

omg thank you! I hate wen all guys talk bout is threesomes . lik get over it

farhil 14

Friday 5 August 2011 4:09

I had a girlfriend named alex...

nevergo 10

Saturday 6 August 2011 12:59

Actually I was talking about threesomes in general. I don't want to have a threesome if I am in a relationship because to me they just say that you want the sex not the person. I want the person not just the sex. I'm not blaming one single person, yes I agree they both are at fault for wanting to go outside of their relationship, threesomes are a no go in my book.