Sex, Threesome and Intimacy: Check before crossing

Check before crossing

By Randy Savage - 02/02/2009 16:29 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude, how could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guy's name. FML

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You deserved it 71 340

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Same thing different taste

By emi - 03/04/2016 17:18 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML

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Hard no, thanks

By 3rd wheel, 2nd dick - 26/07/2018 06:00

Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML

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You deserved it 2 753

By sadness1992 - 06/11/2012 18:07 - United States - San Diego

Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML

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You deserved it 4 241

Third wheel

By wallflower - 10/09/2009 06:25 - United States

Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML

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You deserved it 41 204

New horizons

By did I wake up in a porn? - 15/07/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, out of a desire for revenge, I went over and confronted the girl my boyfriend cheated with. Somehow, we ended up in bed together. Worse, she's amazing. I'm now seriously considering asking if we can be a throuple. FML

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You deserved it 655

By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 08:00 - Australia

Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML

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You deserved it 40 966

Be careful what you fantasize for

By Anonymous - 19/08/2024 07:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I finally convinced my husband of 8 years to partake in a threesome with a guy who works with me, and for whom I have developed feelings. Everything was going well until, in the heat of the moment, my husband started performing oral sex on my colleague. I can't face either of them now. FML

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You deserved it 1 173

By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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You deserved it 679

Worst threesome ever

By Anonymous - 06/03/2021 11:02

Today, I finally got pulled into a threesome with the girl I've loved for years and another friend. She led the interaction with, "You only get to touch her" then, "I just wish [her ex] was here" and finished with, "OK, it's weird with you here, you can just go." FML

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You deserved it 267

Spare wheel

By Anonymous - 19/05/2020 14:00

Today, an ex of mine told me she wanted a threesome. This was great until I realised I wasn't included. FML

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_incredulous 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 8:02

She owes you nothing. Best leave threesomes out of relationships. May cause friction and insecurity

runmymouth 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 21:24

Well duh Alex is a unisex name.

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GirlyTomBoy 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 1:11

threesomes with two guys for a chick is much better, nuff said, so suck it up princess (pun intended) =P

TheOptimist 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 8:04

What 61 said. Also, when a guy is in a relationship, he is not going to want to have a threesome with another guy, because that means this guy will be sticking his penis in one of your holes, and since men are more competetive (for the most part) this will be an issue 95% of the time if the guy does love you. It is also more socially acceptable for women to be gay. Or for them to express homosexual opinions. I know some women do feel the same way, but it is not as evident.

malikk6537 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 18:02

it's okay for you to have sex with other chicks but when she brings another guy you get peeved? YDI, OP for being a ****** asshole

hovibaby 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 3:22

not wanting to see your girlfriend being banged by another dude does not make you an asshole. You will not be having sex with the dude unlike if it was another girl

ladylilly25 20

Monday 11 June 2012 8:48

But watching your boyfriend have sex with another girl is ok? I think not. Threesomes are watching your partner cheat on you. Someone always gets left out.

alexxss_fml 10

Wednesday 5 January 2011 21:48

so how was the butt sex?

agentx52 13

Monday 31 January 2011 0:27

It's because we get jealous, you psycho!!!!

nevergo 10

Sunday 27 March 2011 4:20

I completely agree. they just say "hey I don't like you that much except for the sex so let me screw someone else"

iEnvade 2

Thursday 12 May 2011 5:47

According to the FML, OP wouldn't have minded another girl to have sex with.. so they're pretty much both at fault. Don't just target the woman.. -.- typical..

pandabearsmiles 0

Monday 16 May 2011 5:23

Welllll, no one asked you. It doesn't mean people don't care about/love eath other, or that the sex sucks. They both agree to it. Some people just like trying new things & experimenting. So.