31 oh don't worry, we all can take a joke. Just not a terribly overused pun joke that shows you have no wits to think of something original.

then don't eat with your phone beside you. keep it in your pocket, turn in face down, there's a lot of solutions here...

Block his number

Ha ha ha! I love your brother.

Unwanted pictures pop up on your phone every time you get a SMS text? Want to stop embarrassing yourself around your coworkers? Got the solution for you! *Go to setting, then messages, have "message preview" disabled. Tada! Now every time someone texts you it will just show his name.

And this is why we put away our phones at dinner time. They're called manners and some of them are there for a reason.

Dear #4, You must be new. Please let me explain this to you. We all can take a joke but your joke was overused and frankly, not very funny at all-even when it first came out. So, next time when you see a shit related FML, please fight the urge to comment with this pun. ~Love, AwkwardPartyBear

4 - Kindly observe who is getting thumbed down and who is not. Obviously what you said failed, people let you know it failed. Criticism, it's a bitch, but if you're going to attempt (and horrifically fail) at comedy, you should get used to criticism.

54 - Not all phones have that option. I just looked it up and my phone doesn't have that option. OP - Just don't take your phone out around dinner. Tada?

I wonder if he can get in big trouble for sending pictures of his clients' bathrooms & business