Poopoo peepee and Work: Check this bad boy out

Check this bad boy out

By Anonymous - 06/06/2012 12:55 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my brother, a plumber, was called to unblock a toilet. Whenever this occurs, he takes a photo of it and sends it to me. It always seems to happen around meal time. FML

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By poopexperttt - 07/09/2012 07:12 - United States

Today, my brother started a new tradition: sending me pictures of every poop he takes. FML

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By beccabooyah - 20/11/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2019 20:02

Today, my brother has two broken arms and needs help wiping his own ass. Bonus, he has bad diarrhoea from the food poisoning he got from the shrimp he made me hand-feed him yesterday. FML

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By IPicasso - 27/03/2017 00:00

Today, my brother sent me over a dozen screenshots from his phone, because he couldn't work out why it wasn't capturing all the paint he'd managed to smear on the screen. FML

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By wtfuraretard - 19/02/2010 20:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML

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By Hey, thats not math!? - 09/08/2016 20:20 - United States - Sunnyside

Today, I logged on to my Gmail account and to find that my brother had sent my math teacher a picture of Bigfoot peeing into a urinal. Using my account. FML

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You deserved it 1 308

Taco Bell, huh?

By tanya - 25/10/2010 12:32 - Canada

Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML

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You deserved it 41 034

By Saraitkddh - 06/10/2018 05:00

Today, my friend told me that my brother sent her a picture of his dick. How did she tell me this? By sending me the picture. FML

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You deserved it 296

By her mom raised her - 17/05/2014 17:30 - Mexico

Today, I had to call a plumber out, because my idiot daughter clogged the pipes while trying to flush a hamburger down the toilet. FML

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NeatNit 32

Wednesday 6 June 2012 19:14

You have a shitty brother.

SpicyDuck 22

Wednesday 6 June 2012 19:14

Boys will be boys?

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pexy_fml 16

Wednesday 6 June 2012 23:04

Well thank you for sharing

bigdog57_fml 9

Wednesday 6 June 2012 23:27

Sounds like some people just need to grow the **** up...

laughingat 1

Wednesday 6 June 2012 23:28

Brothers love. Show your affection to him and text your poopoo photo back to him.

baubabe05 3

Wednesday 6 June 2012 23:31

Shouldn't be using your phone at the dinner table anyway!!

challan 19

Wednesday 6 June 2012 23:32

He wanted to remind you to eat your vegetables. Yummmm corn!!

bwtchinheels 0

Thursday 7 June 2012 1:09

Why do you check your email during dinner in the first place??

william8691 10

Thursday 7 June 2012 3:36

Now who's in the shitty situation lol.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Thursday 7 June 2012 4:16

Stop looking at your photos during meal time especially if you see it came from your brother.

gloria89108 1

Thursday 7 June 2012 4:48

A guy did this to me one time NO jOKE I threw up when looking at the text picture !!! Discussing !!!!!!!!!

TJ1991 3

Thursday 7 June 2012 5:34

Don't answer your phone before and after dinner time. Problem solved?

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Same thing different taste

Taco Bell, huh?

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