Drugs and Miscellaneous: Check yourself

Check yourself

By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 23:54 - United States

Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML

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Smoke 'em if you've got 'em

By Dumbweed - 28/08/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML

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By HappyMan - 03/08/2012 02:14 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, my mom thought I was flying high on weed and nearly grounded me for it. I wasn't high, I was just actually in a good mood for the first time in a few weeks. FML

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By jerk - 24/06/2009 06:44 - United States

Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML

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By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

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Hip cats

By :(( - 24/06/2012 21:45 - United States - Montevideo

Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML

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By EgoMoose - 28/12/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML

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You deserved it 5 794

By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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Slippery slope

By ur_life_dus_suck - 21/01/2016 13:08 - United States - Wayne

Today, my mom celebrated a year's sobriety by having a couple of beers with her boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 03:55 - United States

Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML

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AnOriginalName 19

Wednesday 29 October 2014 7:49

Eh. She can know that it's a vice and still be happy for others who choose not to partake. I don't see much wrong with this situation.

coming back in the future 30

Wednesday 29 October 2014 7:52

She might just speak from experience. Either way shes pretty blunt(. Ill lead myself out.)

Comments

FMLworthy5000 21

Thursday 30 October 2014 7:55

H mo

Fuckthenwo 0

Thursday 30 October 2014 16:30

Nothing wrong with weed

birdybirdchirp 18

Thursday 30 October 2014 17:30

there ain't nothing wrong with weed its a herb that you can smoke(not the only one either) just the most famous and best high..I.have a great job and I smoke weed.

Aussie75 10

Saturday 1 November 2014 11:04

I think you'll find 466,876 hookers who disagree that pot is the best high; trust me they're all not funding off the chain pot habits. Nothing motivates quite like crack ask any hooker.

birdybirdchirp 18

Monday 3 November 2014 7:39

well I meant best high among natural stuff like marijuana...not all that heavy stuff that is mainly chemicals

cnbcad 15

Thursday 30 October 2014 19:52

That's marihuana not drugs anymore than coffee is a drug

SkullduggeryCain 11

Thursday 30 October 2014 21:21

I hope you live in Colorado or Washington, otherwise that's illegal.

sem2183 13

Thursday 30 October 2014 23:01

Sounds like she's one of those people that seems to think weed isn't a drug. She prob also thinks you can't get addicted to it. A drug is a drug and only a druggie has that kind of idiotic logic.

nitrog100 21

Thursday 30 October 2014 23:23

Well is your mom in a position where her recreational drug use can negatively affect her life or career? Either way, she can be happy for your cousin. I had a smoker congratulate me for quitting just the other day.